"Hello? Is this Greg?"

"Yeah. Hi, Maura..."

"Hi." 

"What made you call?"

"Well, this was gonna be the last time I call you ever."

"Oh. Can I tell you something?"

"Yeah...sure."

"You know, you really hurt my feelings when you said you love Walter."

"Wait, WHAT?!? Since when do I love Walter?!?"

"......You texted me, telling me you started dating him and that you hate me."

"Greg...the last time I talked to you, you broke up with me."

"But I never broke up with you."

"Yes. You said Samantha asked you out during your study session."

"......wait."

"What?" 

".......I went to the bathroom and Samantha was on my phone when I came out....."

"So...you never broke up with me?"

"No. I mean, you broke up with me when you texted me."

"Thats another thing: Walter had brought me to the beach, and I went in the water for a few minutes. He stayed under the umbrella. When I asked him why he was on my phone, he claimed to be taking pictures of me...I think he was lying."

"Oh god. I get it now. Samantha wanted to be with me, so she basically texted you, pretending to be me, and then 'I' broke up with you. Then you got with Walter, and he texted me pretending to be you and 'you' broke up with me. So basically, its they're fault."

"..............."

"Maura, say something."

"You're right.....I still like you."

"Good. I still like you too."

"Friends?"

"No. Lets be more than friends."

"You know, I'm glad I called the wrong number."

"I'm glad you did too."

The End.