[unknown number has been changed to deku]

deku:

are you still mad at me daddy?
will this picture make you forgive me?
i'm sorry
i swear i'll never get in your way again

todoroki:
sorry again
but you have the wrong number
i swear
i'm not lying

deku:
stop it kacchan!
i know i was in the wrong, i just thought that maybe you shouldn't drink so much
this is your phone, you gave it to me yourself

fuck it, todoroki thought, if this guy was gonna be so insistent and dumb, he was gonna play along, plus the guy was really hot and he wouldn't mind seeing more of that ass.

todoroki:
yeah you're right baby boy,
i'm sorry for anything i did today

deku:
no need to be sorry daddy <3