Mira

    "Yeah Luce?"

I look at Natsu and Lucy from my spot at the bar cleaning glasses, first thing I noticed when they walked in was their hands clasped together. The next thing I noticed was the tattoos that they were both supporting now. I hope they finally got together, I have been waiting on that since Natsu brought Lucy to the Guild. 

    "So we have something to tell you, in private please."

I smile. "Sure Lucy. Why don't we go to masters office? I can make him go challenge Cana to a drinking match, or have him go yell at Laxus for something he did yesterday. Either way, I can clear the office for us to speak just give me a few minutes to do so please."

    "What did Laxus do?"

I smile mischievously and say "Something that master would make him pay heavily for."

    "He won't get kicked out of the Guild again will he?"

    "No nothing like that. Just something that master would shit a brick over. Nothing to big really. Now I must go talk to master so we can have a free office to talk in."

I wave at them then walk up the stairs to masters office and knock on the door.  Without waiting for him to answer I walk in his office, and I'm surprised to see Laxus already in here. I look at Laxus and glare. 

    "What are YOU doing here?"

    "Waiting on you actually, I knew you was gonna tell the old man sooner or later, soo I decided to come on up, don't worry I haven't said anything, I didn't want to risk getting attacked by the she devil. I value my life, and I know I can't stop you given your state."

    "Yes, you can't given my state, a state that YOU put me in should I have to remind you."

I then turn to master and go about telling him what Laxus done. 

    "Laxus got me pregnant and when I told him he punched my wall and left a big WHOLE in my apartment in the girls dormitory, and now me and Juvia practically share a living space. I may love all of Fairy Tail as family, and don't mind sharing a living space but I want my own privacy sometimes. I asked Laxus to fix the wall, but he said it was my fault for telling him on such short notice. That if I had given subtle warnings about the topic he wouldn't have been so shocked and then he wouldn't have punched a wall. So master what do you plan on doing?"

Masters eyes narrow and he looks at Laxus.

    "You WHAT?! And then you preceded to break something and then REFUSED to clean up YOUR mess!? How DARE you?! I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT BOY. IMMA COUNT TO 3 FOR YOU TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY! I WANT YOU TO RUN TO FAIRY HILLS AND NOT ONLY FIX MIRAS WALL, BUT REMAKE THE WHOLE ENTIRE BUILDING! GIVE MIRAJANE A ROOM FILLED WITH BOARDS WHERE SHE CAN PLAN THIS GUILDS COUPLES, ERZA HER ARMORY, LAKI A TORTURE CHAMBER WITH TOOLS TO BUILD MORE. JUVIA A TAILORS ROOM SO SHE CAN MAKE GRAY DOLLS, AND SO FORTH! YOU WILL HAND BUILD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF FAIRY HILLS ROOM TO ORDER!!! AND SO I KNOW THAT YOU WILL DO THIS I WILL REQUIRE AN YES SIR BEFORE I REACH 3! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT 3."

He begins to preform the spell Fairy Law when he says.

    "O-"

Master was quickly interrupted and Laxus quickly left, but not before saying a quick 'yes sir.'

    "Master, can you leave the room? I need a private place to speak to Natsu and Lucy."

    "Yes child, I can."

He leaves and Natsu and Lucy enter, again holding hands.

    "So what was Laxus leaving like he was running away from something really scared him all about?"

    "Oh don't worry about that right now Lucy, just worry about what you have to tell me."

I smile at her and gesture at hers and Natsus hands.

    "Oh well I just wanted to tell you first that me and Natsu are together. I know that you would want to know and that if we didn't tell you first that you would kill us."

    "Finally, why didn't you get together sooner! I have been waiting since Natsu brought you here from Hardgeon! You and Natsu belong together! Now I need a name to call you two now that two are together. Hmm ,Lutsu? No. Oh I know! Nalu! From now on when I need both of you I will just yell Nalu that is your couple name."

(A.N. since this is Fairy Tail and in the real Fairy Tail Mira doesn't know what a "ship" is other than the one that makes Natsu motion sick, and though she is the queen of ships [though she don't know it] it's because in the real Fairy Tail she is always coupling people together)

    "That's fine Mira, now to go tell the Guild. Which I think you should do Mira."

I smile and hug Lucy, and she hugs me back with one hand, the other still holding Natsus. 

    "Thank you Lucy. And when we are done, gather the girls and invite them all to your house for a sleepover. I need to tell you all something."

    "Okay Mira, I will."

I let her go then leave masters office, Lucy and Natsu follow suit. Walking downstairs we enter the Guildhall. 

    "Hey Fairy Tail! Natsu and Lucy have some EXCITING news..."