Nothing but crashing waves around this ship,
Sail hangs high, coffee he gently sips.
He's the greatest sailor, to ever roam the seas,
It's like the ocean wanted a cheat code and he knew all the keys.
Who is this sailor, well his name is Tim,
His favorite medication is Atorvastatin.
Yes, he's great but he's just as weird,
He can always find an edible inside that beard.
But the funniest thing about our dear friend Tim,
Is that even while being the world's greatest sailor, he cannot swim.

~Tremar Ivey~

[Versification entry 'Sailor']