So, writing prompts were requested, and here's some to start you off! Hopefully they spark some ideas. I don't really know how writing prompts work, so....

1. You better have a damn good explanation for why the toaster exploded. 

2. "I'm a demon!" "Well, demon or not, I can't take you seriously in that fedora." 

3. You did WHAT to my room?

4. I don't care how angry you are- give me back my cat!