I didn't write this. This is a story between my characters, Martin and Tony. I used plot-generator.org.uk for this. Oh, and remember, Martin and Tony are both 13.

TITLE: Two Skinny Uncles Flirting to the Beat (oh gosh)

Martin Louis had always loved beautiful Naples with its frantic, freezing forests. It was a place where he let happy.

He was a smart, well dressed, lemonade drinker with skinny eyes and beautiful toes. His friends saw him as a tender, tense person. Once, he had even rescued an inquisitive tiny child from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.

Martin walked over to the window and reflected on his dark surroundings. The rain hammered like walking snakes.

Then he saw something  in the distance, or rather someONE. It was the figure of Tony Vanderlorg. Tony was a fancy candy with short eyes and brown toes. (Oh ew)

Martin gulped. He was not prepared for Tony.

As Martin stepped outside and Tony came closer, he could see the barbecued glint in his eye. 

Tony gazed with the affection of 8,384 spooky blue-eyed birds. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a friend."

Martin looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the fluffy pot(Which was never mentioned before). "Tony, I've had a crush on you since 5th grade," he replied.

They looked at each other with annoyed feelings, like two alert, agreeable dancing at a very tall party, which had rock music playing in the background and two skinny uncles flirting to the beat. (What)

Martin regarded Tony's short eyes and brown toes. "I feel the same way!" revealed Martin with a delighted grin.

Tony looked flirty, his emotions blushing like a long, lonely lamp.

Then Tony came inside for a nice drink of lemonade.

THE END

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(289 words)

That was fun. I never thought Martin owned a fluffy pot, or saved a inquisitive, tiny child from a burning building before becoming a teen; nor did I know Tony had brown toes.

Goodbye, little snakes!