Based from actual things me and my friends say, Hermitcraft-ified

*bad words included so watch out*

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Doc: *jumps around corner* hey bitches

Team STAR: hello, Doc

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 Doc, Grian, X, and Cub: *at end of line in P.E.*

Doc: oh my gosh the teachers can't even hear us from here

Grian: *snickers*

Doc: *whisper* fuck

Grian: whisper* fuck

Cub: *i am invisible*

Doc: *whisper* frick

Grian: :00000000000

X: *whisper* shut the fuck up guys

Everyone: :0000000

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Joe: even though some of you guys got the answer wrong, you had a good idea of what to do.

Cleo: I got it right and I don't know what I did.

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Zedaph: can you guys PLEASE stop talking about Demise? I don't want to talk about it

Demised Tango and Impulse: PLEASEEEEEE ZEDDDDD just let us talk for once

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Iskall: okay, so Mumbo. What do you do to the goblin?

Mumbo: I make the goblin obey me- *rolls dice* 16!

Iskall: okay! So the goblin likes you. So now, Grian what do YOU do?

Grian: I kill the goblin.

Iskall: WHAT

Grian: I kill the goblin that likes Mumbo.

Iskall: :0

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TFC: hey you see that semi-truck without the back over there?

False: yes?

TFC: they're up to something. Something BAD and I know it.

False: *visible confusion*

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Zedaph: *walks outside of kitchen holding 5 cans of beer*

Impulse: *looks up from phone* Zed, why do you have so much beer?

Zedaph: don't worry, it's for Tango. He's thirsty. *walks off*

Impulse: wAIT-

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TFC: *sees what Hermitville has become*

TFC: wow, this place is a real piece of shit.

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Bdubs: Hey, what's that sound?

Cleo: oh, Joe got a new truck. He says it's the most American thing ever, I haven't seen it yet.

Bdubs: is that it?

*a giant truck with ox horns on the front rounds the corner* *it is blasting 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' theme at full volume*

*truck parks next to Cleo and Bdubs*

Joe: *rolls down window* howdy!

Cleo and Bdubs: ...

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And that's it! I hope you like it!

Goodbye, little snakes!