Apartments
(Idea from @aiMHana , thank you)
Mumbo walked into his livingroom, bonsai tree in hand. He steppped up to his window and threw the blinds open to let in some light. A small blue drone was hovering only around a foot from outside. Mumbo sighed, cracking the window open. "Cub! Go away; leave me and my terrariums alone!" He yelled. "I'm calling X!"
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Cub burst out laughing. Mumbo had found him, yes, but that was one of the funniest parts of 'droning' his neighbors.
"Cub!" Scar yelled. "You just made me mess up my sailor! I've been working on this guy for hours!" He waved a tiny, wood man in front of Cub's face.
"Scar, I don't see anything wrong with him. He looks fine."
"To an untrained eye like you!" Scar pleaded, holding the miniature an inch away from Cub's face. "But his nose has been cut off like the sphinx! He'll never be the same! Lost at sea, the poor man was flung off his ship, into the depths below!" Scar started swinging around the room, his arms out; one with the miniature, the other with his carving knife. "He was thrown around in the current, only to be the Kraken's lunch!" He yelled, flinging the poor figure into the trash.
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Iskall screeched as a pitchfork came flying through his door, landing on the sofa right next to him. Stress looked up from baking, her face turning from white in fear, to red in anger.
"DOC M 77!!" She yelled, yanking the trident out of the couch. She trudged over to the door and flung it open. Doc smirked, and started running around the corridors, up and down stairways, and anywhere else a creeper hybrid could go; laughing the whole time. Stress just pounded down the hallway, not minding Iskall calling after her in the slightest.
Once she made it to the top floor, she knocked on the landlord's office door. No answer. She sighed, knocking on the door with the rusty pitchfork. When no answer came after a minute, she yanked the door open to Python talking to X. He sat in a small chair, as X sat on his desk. Python was holding a small coin and some crushed flowers. The two stared in surprise at the small girl holding a lofty pitchfork in her arms.
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Stress started yelling bloody murder about doors, couches, Iskall, creepers, and baking cupcakes. X told her to please wait outside for a moment, he was already talking to Python, if she couldn't tell.
As she tromped out, X turned back to Python. "Wait, tell me again on what happened?" He asked, taking the coin out of Python's hand and pocketing it.
"Ok, so I was in front of my flat, as I always am, selling my flowers like any other day, then Doc, out of nowhere, comes Naruto-running down the hallway. I was yelling, he was yelling, and next thing I know, he's crashed my stand into smithereens! I yelled at him, with little splinters in my hands and pollen all over my suit!" Python pointed at his hands, then at small orange splotches all over his jacket and pants.
"But are your hands okay?"
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And that's it! Two finished chapters in one night! Well now its 12 am, but...
Who cares! Bye little snakes, and again a big thank you to @aiMHana !
(556 words)
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