[Prompt: You're possessed by a demon. You quickly realize he's never done this before.

Fandom: Modern! Naruto AU]

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Deidara smiled as he cuddled his Saint Bernard, Beethoven with love as they cuddled him back happily. It was a pretty lovely weekend for him as it was summer vacation. So, he packed away lots of things and plenty of money to escape his family while going to a beautiful house near a lake. Beethoven was his sweetheart so he came as well.

Sighing, Deidara got up as he walked to the kitchen as his stomach released a beast of a howl. Just as he reached the area did his body freeze out of nowhere. He could still breathe but couldn't move or blink for some odd reason.

"Excuse me, human, I'm taking control now."

Deidara could feel the malevolent energy easily that he could roughly connect to bad mojo. Deidara went through the limited amount of beings that could possess him but the one that stuck out most was a demon.

"Huh, you're smart for a useless meat bag."

Rude.

"Shut up."

Deidara waited with calmness as he couldn't do a damn thing. But his eyes started to itch horribly as the demon wasn't allowing him to blink or even move. And damnit he was hungry!!!

"Shut it!!! How do you meat bags work anyway!?!?!?!"

Oh great, he was stuck with a beginner possessor. How lovely.

"I'm not a beginner!!!! I just...forgot how you meatbags work again."

Sighing internally, Deidara could only look sadly at the bread that was a few meters from him. Damn, he was hungry and this demon was likely going to starve him before he could even eat.

"Oh!!!! I'm not starving you!!!! Wait, what does a meatbag usually eat? And why are you sad over that object over there? Also, how do you move limbs again?"

The demon then started to mutter as they tried to move his limbs but failed which lead to him falling to the floor. He was now faceplanted on the floor as the other cursed from the failed attempts of controlling a 'meatbag'.

Deidara knew this was going to be a long day.