"What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun! Why is she the sun, you ask? BECAUSE I CAN'T LOOK AT HER WITHOUT BURNING MY EYES OUT!"

"Youch, Romeo. Are you sure you aren't the sun? Because you're like ninety-three million miles away from being on my level."

"Nope, you're the sun. And I should've used sunblock, because that was like a third-degree burn."

"Can I get you some aloe? It'll suit you, since you're ALL ALOE-NE!"

"Wow. The sun has puns. Watch out, everybody."

"Guess I'm just a bright individual."

"I think I'm going to go work the night shift now."

"Awesome, I get to bug you while you're trying to sleep."