Funny Dialogue Prompts

1. "Put the gun down, dearest. I have news!"

2. "Is that seriously your password?"

3. "I'm surprised you haven't been arrested yet. Wait, no, I'm not."

4. "Mommy, I'm not s'posed to tell you this, but Aunt Brenda says the vaccine'll prob'ly turn me into a vegetable."

5. "Sir, the pony rides are for children only."

6. "Who on earth put this in my pocket? It doesn't even work!"

7. "It's not that I don't appreciate your coming here. I just... didn't think you'd come wearing... that."

8. "Oh, wow, you weren't kidding."