Original prompt

(I can't remember the Original prompt... but I'm hoping the long chapter will make up for the lack of posts)

Prompt

"WAKE UP!"

"What? Why?"

"Because, we're kidnapping you!"

"But why?"

"It's what we're being paid to do!"

"Oh... okay then."

"What, really?'

"Sure." I put out my arms as they cautiously tie some rope around them then they slip a sack over my head.

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I feel the sack being pulled off my head.

"We did it!" says the girl with a fake man voice

"Could you stop with the man voice?"

"What, why?" she asks in a hurt tone dropping the man voice

"We've got them you don't have to do that any more..."

"*huff* fine" she turns to me

"Why did you take the sack off?" I question her

"I-I um. Well I thought it might be uncomfortable..."

"... I'm your captive...I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE!!"

"I- umm"

"You guys are new to this, aren't you?..."

"Y-ya"

"Okay, so your guys job is to get me to the person who hired you, Yes?"

"Umm" she looks to her partner "yes"

"Well then that's all you have to do, no making me comfortable or talking to me"

"Really? That seems really rude.."

"Your job is to kidnap me not to be nice..."

"Oh, okay"

"So put the bag back on my head and NO TALKING!"

"O-okay" she slides the sack back on my head

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I hear the window of the car roll down

"Did you get 'em"

"Ya we got 'em" the bag is pulled off

...

"Who the hell is this?!"

"The person at 567 elm street?"

"No I told you 467 elm street!"

"O-oh, umm"

"Ugg just deal with this person. and next time bring. me. the. right. guy!"

"O-OKAY" they say in unison

"What buff do you have with cam?" I ask the guy that was about to walk away

"None of your business!"

"I know, but... I'm a cat that's curious"

"That curiosity is gonna get you killed cat!"

"but" I start as I reach for the gun that is on the man's belt (I freed my hands 3 blocks ago) "satisfaction brought it back" putting it over my heart I pull the trigger

"AAAA" the woman shrieks

"See, brought back" I say earning one more shriek from the woman

"Could you not, I can't die but my ears can still bleed"

"I-I" no one could stutter out a word

"W-w-what a-are y-you?!"

"Dead-pool and spider-man's son" I say in a monotone... tone

"H-how did they have a kid!?" The man asks

"A pill that uncle Bruce made that turned men into women and dad found it sooo well I happened"

"That's possible?!" I blink 1, 2, 3 times before

"YES! God why does nobody believe me when I tell them?!"

"Y-you're coming with me" the man says

"Le sigh, okay" I say getting out of the car

/=/

I felt the spear pierce through my thigh as I let ought another painful scream

"WOULD YOU STOP?! You already know I heal what's the point!!" I yell at the man cackling at my pain

"B-but it's-fun!" he says in between laughs

A knife glides across my chest

"GAA!"

"Stop." a power filled voice yells

"That's enough."

"But lord chaos-"

"I. said. Stop."

"Y-yes my lord"

"Leave."

"Sorry to disappoint but I'm kinda bolted to a chair." I retort

"Not you, you" he says moving his eyes from me to the man cleaning his knives; He scurries out of the room

"AGG" I let the grown pass my lips as he pulls the spear out of my leg.

"Hear" he gives me a key

"Is it to your heart?" I ask. I see a blush rise to his ears

"N-no y-you idiot"

"Tsundere" I say under my breath as a brake my wrist to get the key into the keyhole so I could free my self.

"So, what was this for? Want me to dominate you?" I say; his blush intensifies

"W-What N-NO"

"Aww is 'lord chaos' flustered?" I tease

"72"

"72? Is that your age? It's okay I don't mind a little age difference" I say still an a flirty mood [and that you kinda want to see him mad] hay orange showed up! {we've been here the whole time dimwit} and hi black ['i find that offensive'] orange says in a posh voice mimicking all the snowflakes of this day and age

"W-What N-No I'm 21! 72 is just what my friends here call me" he responds to my earlier question

"I didn't think so, if you were 72 I think you should be the one getting poked by uncle Bruce's needles not me! Speaking of him they should be here and minute now BTW"

"How do you know? You've been here 3 days and no one's come to rescue you"

"I live on my own, have since I was 14, but they still check up on me every 3 days sooo"

"Shit"

"Don't worry I've come to like you, I'll protect you; though the same can't be said for that Egor guy"

"W-what do yo-" he's cut off by the door flying off the hinges

"(r/n)!" my dad (spider-man) runs and tackles me in a hug

"Haha what took you guys so long?"

"It took sometime to find a lead; but..." uncle Bruce responded

Out of the corner of my eye I could see '72' trying to get out through the window

"Where are you going?" I say as I sling him over my shoulder giving him a slap on the butt

"Hay! You said you'd protect me, and if I stay here I'm dead!" {hes not wrong}

"Damn right he's dead, this is the one who hurt you?" papa (Dead-pool) asks pointing to the bloody, hole filled PJ pants on my legs

"I'll take care of him pops"

"You sure?"

"Ya I think I'll have some fun with my new toy before throwing him away" {you are not throwing this 'toy' away} [ you know there's no way that's gonna happen] {because he got Stockholm syndrome} shut up!

"Whatever you say (r/n)" I hear the protests of '72' in the background

"Thanks you guys!" I yell as I walk out of the building swinging my way back home with my new 'toy'

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Length: 2 pages and 32 lines!

Note: I think that's a new record for me!

Requirements: Any-who thanks for reading if you want to continue this story go ahead I won't stop you, but as you know these are the requirements:

1. Tag me!! (So I can see how you interpreted it)

2. No deaths please :( I don't wanna see my baby's dye ;v;

3. You can swap the "(r/n)" with your OC if you want

4. Please post it on wattpad (you can post it on other places like fanfiction.net or archiveofourown.org but I can't see it)

5. If you post it with me tagged expect to have your username put here: (no one has continued this "prompt" yet (that I know of))