Note: This is a little text oneshot to get some inspiration! Hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Strong language, innuendos, inappropriate jokes, and transphobia
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Audrey🖕: this is you

Audrey🖕:

Amir🤢: wow that's an old ass meme

Amir🤢: I'm disappointed in you, dude

Amir🤢: 😪

Audrey🖕: you're an old meme

Audrey🖕: bitch

Amir🤢: you wanna go????

Audrey🖕: fight me right here right now

Amir🤢: kamehameha bitch!!!!

Audrey🖕: HA nerd

Amir🤢: can't hear you, you've been destroyed by my kamehameha

Audrey🖕: ew

Amir🤢: you wish I meant it like that

Audrey🖕: mhm sure

Amir🤢: you love my kamehameha

Audrey🖕: ew

Audrey🖕: go ask that spiky haired dude for his kamehameha

Amir🤢: Goku

Amir🤢: you mean Goku

Audrey🖕: I really don't care about Goku

Amir🤢: I bet he'd be really offended by that

Audrey🖕: Amir

Audrey🖕: sweetie

Audrey🖕: he's not real

Amir🤢: he is to me

Audrey🖕: alrighty then

Amir🤢: btw I'm moving out soon

Audrey🖕: woah what?! Why?!

Amir🤢: my parents found out I'm trans

Amir🤢: they don't like it

Audrey🖕: wtf

Amir🤢: I know. They said that I'm never going to be a girl under their roof, so........

Audrey🖕: what does that kamehameha shit do exactly??

Amir🤢: well, it's an explosive beam of ki energy so it causes a hella lot of damage

Audrey🖕: and where can I learn this kamehameha?????

Amir🤢: um idk why

Audrey🖕: I need to use it on your parents

Audrey🖕: just gonna kamehameha the shit out of those fuckers

Audrey🖕:

Amir🤢: hell yeah

Amir🤢:

Audrey🖕: that's gay

Audrey🖕: jk I love you too!!

Audrey🖕: if you need anywhere to stay, my parents said you can stay over until you've got your new place sorted out

Amir🤢:

Audrey🖕: don't hit on my parents, man

Amir🤢: but they're just so hot

Amir🤢: 😍😍😍😍

Audrey🖕: g r o s s

Audrey🖕: also

Audrey🖕: have you chosen a name yet???

Amir🤢: actually I'm stuck between two

Amir🤢: I like Jamila

Amir🤢: but I also like Lina

Amir🤢: what do you think??

Audrey🖕 has changed Amir🤢 's nickname to Jamila🤢

Jamila🤢: thanks

Audrey🖕: no problem nerd