I don't get jealous. So what if my boyfriend is talking to his ex? I don't think about sending her off to North Korea. So what if my sister thinks he's cute? I don't think about giving her up for adoption. So what if he's nicer to my friends than he is to me? I don't think about decapitating each of them one by one. So what if he steals one of my fries? I don't.........actually that's taking it too far. 

     I'll rip out his spine piece by piece.