"Did you see her?"

"She flew straight past me."

"So? Get your blaster up next time, and maybe you'll be useful."

"I didn't see you stop her!"

"That's not my job."

"And what exactly is your job? I haven't seen you attacking anyone."

"I'm assigned to be your protector. I only take out enemies that pose an imminent threat to your wellbeing."

"Oh? ... Thanks, I guess. For protecting me."

"Don't worry about it. It's my job."