Fun little fact about me:

A while back, during my Junior year in High School in my Language Arts class, my teacher gave me complete control of what I write. "Write whatever you want," she said, and that will come to haunt her.

Today's stories are full of fanfictions, fiction novels, nonfiction stories, and wrestling fanfictions, sure I'll do those stories too, gotta get those votes and comments.

But I woke up this morning with a mission and that mission is to tell you how a female wrestler seduced your mom.

Your mom in particular, your mom.

You see, you see, it's been very hard for your mom. The Global Bastard has struck, she lost her job, you can't go to school, and there's a certain female wrestler railing her silly.

Here are:

"10 Female Wrestlers Who Seduced Your Mom (And How They Did It)"

10. Alexa Bliss Held Your Mom In Her Goddess-Like Arms

Alexa Bliss is sometimes seen as cute, but also very ferocious in the ring, but where did that get her?

Hard work and determination, but her altruism is how she's great with other wrestlers, even though she had real life heat with Sasha Banks at one point.

Alexa was consoling your mom after learning that she got beaten by an asshole who was drunk and didn't care about his wife, your mother, very much.

When Alexa calmed your mom down, she felt a very comforting nerve in Alexa Bliss. She's five feet of fury, but when you need someone to hold onto, look for a close family member who has been in your shoes of any specific event that happened in your life.

If it was a horrible experience, just forget about it and get close to someone who's been there for you the entire time.

As Alexa Bliss was done with her match after winning, she held your mom in her comforting arms and kissed her, comforting her, even though it she was sweaty after a match.

9. The Bella Twins Seduced Your Mom Via Social Media Posts

One day, your mom was going shopping and once she found out that her favorite female wrestlers were retired, she immediately called out to them and say thank you for what they've done, but in return, Brie and Nikki sent seductive pictures on their social media.

They also message her saying that the Social Media isn't real and that's just a bit of a hassle, considering that everyone claims that they've only wanted screen time.

Yeah, they weren't great competitors, but they did their best to pave the way for all female wrestlers like Alexa Bliss, Charlotte Flair, Becky Lynch, Sasha "My cousin is now going to AEW to be a guest star" Banks, and Bayley.

Nikki said, "The only reason people hate us is because we bring reality to the show. And to paraphrase it for you, the God of Fiction is dead."

Then Nikki and Brie came in front of her introducing themselves, then they took your mom into their house and to a bedroom to share a new interpretation of "Twin Magic".

8. Shayna Baszler Had Sex With Your Mom, But To Be Honest Your Mom Regrets It

There was something about Shayna Baszler that struck her, whether she wore a towel around her neck, or it's that charisma that Baszler has when it comes to intimidation.

It didn't matter for your mom because when she had sex with Shayna, she immediately regretted it.

Shayna was very polite about the fact that she didn't protest about the complaints that your mom made, so they watched comedy vines to just have some fun.

Not everything has to be done right, as Shayna recalled. It was to help make a change in her life, not stay the same.

"The whole point I'm making is that don't take your life for granted," said Shayna, "because if you stay on the path your on, it won't go anywhere. Just change things up a bit, and you'll be a success."

Your mom agreed with the Queen of Spades, ordered some Chinese food, and they watched a horror movie marathon together.

It was fun though, and sometimes that's enough.

7. Rosemary Teaches Your Mom Not To Fear Life

"Life sucks, doesn't it?", says Rosemary. Your mom agrees and tries to say, "Yeah, you're right", but the Demon Assassin is still tongue deep your mom's folds and your mom is moaning in pleasure.

See, life is a bitch in its own way and it doesn't let us do what we want because it sucks, unlike the cock your mom used to suck on. The way life works is how we control it, not how it controls us.

We all hate it, but we gotta put up with it, say "fuck you" to it, and succeed without it getting in the way.

Your mom knew someone who is suffering from the same treatment and doesn't know how to help him.

Rosemary said, even though she and your mom were mid-coitus at the time, "Tell him that it's not about the people that life gave you, it's about how you can take control and make it your bitch."

Your mom said "Fair enough", as she had sex with the Demon Assasin in the bathroom of a gas station.

6. Of Course Asuka Seduced Your Mom

Because she's the embodiment of a Japanese female wrestler.

Asuka gave your mom what she wanted by seducing her by having her understand it's not about looks it's about the heart.

Your mom understood what she was saying, every mom understood what she was saying.

5. Kairi Sane Had Sex With Your Mom And They Both Giggled Afterwards

Any time your mom is put into bangtown bigtown from many female wrestlers, Kairi was the most tender. She pleased your mom by making her feel comfortable in the locker room, even as a special VIP.

While Kairi talked to your mom about the passion of professional wrestling, not the money or the fame in that sense. Every profession doesn't have to be about money and while there are some things that Kairi regrets, it's what she can use to make things better.

Your mom told Kairi some things that she doesn't regret, like beating your father up when it turns out he was fucking other women behind her back and castrating him while drinking wine.

She and the Pirate Princess agreed there can be some regrets you can look back on but you can't take back, but you can move forward with by using those dark times to make things better.

After a good talk, Kairi then took her by the face, they kissed, and they made sweet love together.

4. Lacey Evans Taught Your Mom What Being A Lady Is All About

There was something about Lacey Evans when your mom met her: she was a little bossy towards the men who disrespected her, and gave him a piece of her mind.

However, when she hung out with you, Lacey was stern but polite when the waiter got the order of their food wrong, whenever a fan came up to Lacey and ask for a picture, she immediately said "Yes, but make it brief". Lacey then would give a homeless military veteran $100 just because she felt it was worth it.

Out of all the times, Lacey and your mom talked about what a lady should be, the Sassy Southern Belle would say, "It should be a very good idea to be polite and courteous, even if those nasties are the opposite. If people are polite and courteous to you, you should do the same."

Lacey wasn't wrong as your mom and her made energetic love while she let your mom finish, as she and her did a 69, she's just that kind of woman.

3. Nikki Cross Taught Your Mom To Fight Back Against Bullies

"Bullies don't always win", Nikki Cross said to your mom. She believes standing up for yourself is something everyone should try doing.

Your mom was bullied by her co-workers at the office and Nikki Cross stood up for her and took your mom for lunch to help her think of ways to get them back, like, pouring water in their purses, leaving their cat's head in their bed, or taking the wax from a burning candle and spilling it on their backs while they're not knowing about it.

Standing up for your bullies is something that should matter nowadays and it really doesn't because it's all about telling a grownup and have someone to talk to about the problem.

If you have a bully yourself, you don't have to rely on somebody to stand up for yourself.

After lunch, Nikki took your mom back to her dirty apartment to give her a new interpretation of "chaos" as a twisted sister.

2. Becky Lynch Played The Drums For Your Mom, But Your Mom Had Sex With Her Anyway

"Well, that was terrible", said Becky, laughing, but it didn't amuse your mom because it didn't matter if she was it wasn't the first time she's done something that wasn't good.

All the time Becky was talking about how underrated she was the first time she was on Smackdown until she became "The Man" in late 2018.

Every night, Becky would take the opportunity and seize it, especially if it wasn't your best choice to try and make the most out of every chance you get.

Becky would tell your mom that she would treat every match like it was her retirement match and would fight either she's winning or losing. It didn't matter as long as she was going to make the most of those opportunities like it's a Pay-Per-View.

Much like the love-making session your mom and Becky had at Stonehenge hill, it was a big opportunity that was successfully seized upon, as it will inspire others to seize opportunities like this.

1. Tegan Nox F**ked Your Mom After A Frank Discussion About Keeping Secrets

"Here's the bed we'll be having sex on later," said Tegan. "But first, let me bring you to my couch and have a little chat." Tegan sits your mom down and for the next two hours, she and your mom talked about her lifestyle before coming out in July of 2020.

Nox said that it wasn't a lifestyle she chose, but it was what she was living in her whole life. Your mom disagreed on some things but as the cute and polite Welsh she is, Tegan impressed your mom by staying quiet and letting her speak her mind about how secrets are sometimes made to be revealed.

Your mom said that she has a secret, like the Harry Potter books are better than the movies and how Marvel is better than DC comics, and it's easy to see why: they have better heroes and villains than DC.

If you have a secret, you don't have to keep it in very long if you want, tell the people you love around you, if it's up to you.

In the end, your mom and Tegan came to the conclusion that secrets can be revealed by choice of the person, not others.

If someone has a secret, let them reveal it on their own time.

Afterwards, Tegan asked your mom if she would still like to have sex, your mom said she would, and they made passionate love on a bed of cotton sheets and silk covers.

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And that's the list! Which one made you laugh the hardest or at least made you crack a smile? Let me know!