Why is this a thing? I don't know. It's just that wattpad literally lets you do whatever you want for free, and if I learned anything from school, I know that free is good. So yea. Anyways, here are some more comments from satisfied readers. let me know if you know any of them personally. Cuz I do. Hi Obama.

"Horrible at being bad. The best book Iv'e read in a long time."  -Jackspediesey

"I can't read."  -anonymous

"Is this like audible?" -amazon

"This should be president." -Obama

"It's HUGE." -Donald Trump

So what are you waiting for? The next chapter? Oh. Sorry.

-Sayonara