Chapter 3: Peter Parker
CrushMePapi: yo lonely boi
CrushMePapi: wyd I'm bored again
CrushMePapi: hey where tf are you
CrushMePapi: yo papi chulo
CrushMePapi: answer me or I'll spam
CrushMePapi: yo doraemon
CrushMePapi: yo rubber ducky
CrushMePapi: yo iced americano
CrushMePapi: yo rap monster
LonelyBoi: STAHP THE SPAM
CrushMePapi: oh look who decided to show up
LonelyBoi: and fyi, I have a name
CrushMePapi: which you never told me
LonelyBoi: well you never told me your name too!!
CrushMePapi: I'm Sihyeon
LonelyBoi: And I'm Peter
CrushMePapi: either be Peter Parker or begone
LonelyBoi: DON'T BEGONE ME
CrushMePapi: listen child
CrushMePapi: in this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted
LonelyBoi: why does this remind me of Felix
CrushMePapi: OMG ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SKZ FELIX???
LonelyBoi: whoa look at the energy
CrushMePapi: HE'S MY SON STAY AWAY
LonelyBoi: ......
LonelyBoi: again, how old are you?
CrushMePapi: why should I tell you?
LonelyBoi: IT'S ON YOUR GODDAMN BIO
CrushMePapi: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER I'M A YEAR OLDER THAN HIM SO WHAT
LonelyBoi: so you were preggers w Felix at what age
CrushMePapi: don't you know math?
LonelyBoi: I suddenly don't want to know
CrushMePapi: well, according to science, he was my child in my last birth and we're both reborn
LonelyBoi: WTF DELULU
CrushMePapi: SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BUNGEE JUMP ON YOUR KNEES
LonelyBoi: you're scary...
CrushMePapi: aww are you a bottom?
LonelyBoi: WELL EXCUSE ME WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT
CrushMePapi: are you blushing kekekeke
LonelyBoi: nope bye
CrushMePapi: AYYYYY I MADE PETER BLUSH
(a/n: this was so pointless istg-
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