(a/n: since the POVs shift, the one called 'me' during the texting is the one whose POV we're using)

Jiwon stared at her phone's screen in confusion. Alright, so her bias, Han Jisung, had just asked her to help him in his plan to make Sihyeon jealous of them so she could fall for him - because that's exactly how real life works. Note the sarcasm.

Anyways, now that she had agreed, it had been a day ever since she had, and there was no response from Jisung about how they were going to carry out the plan. Annoyed, she texted him:

Me:
Hey
Do you have any idea how we're going to make her jealous?

Jisung:
Good question
Actually, about that
We have to pretend to be dating

Me:
Tf

Jisung:
???

Me:
You do realise that you need to get closer to Sihyeon to get her to the point of getting jealous, right?

Jisung:
You're so smart oml

Me:
Don't give me that sarcastic answer

Jisung:
No wait that wasn't sarcastic-

Me:
Really? Wow
Anyways
Go talk to her

Jisung:
Yessir

Jiwon then looked at Sihyeon to see her playing Candy Crush on her phone.

"You're still playing that game?" she asked Sihyeon, who snapped her head at her roommate and spoke, "Of course! I'm at level 1063!"

"How do you have that much patience?"

"This is the only time I have patience!" Sihyeon grinned innocently.

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"This is the only time I have patience!" Jisung grinned innocently.

Chan sighed, "No, sir, you don't have any patience, especially now."

"YES, EXACTLY!" Jisung whined, "I don't know how to talk to her and it's driving me crazy! How did you even talk to Aisha?"

"You just gotta be yourself! Show her who you are!"

"Then she'd never like me," Jisung frowned.

"Don't be like that! Come on, say something that only you would say!" Chan encouraged him, and he breathed in and out and picked up his phone again. The two were in Chan's studio, where Jisung had rushed into when Jiwon had told him to talk to his "dream girl".

So Jisung started:

Me:
Hey!

Sihyeon:
Who is this?

Me:
It's me
Jisung

Sihyeon:
Oh hi!
How did you get my number tho?
Please don't tell me that you hacked the app and leaked my info

Me:
Tf no
I asked Jiwon for it

Sihyeon:
Ah understandable

Me:
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER :((

Sihyeon:
Idk lmao just wanted to play w you a little
Jk jk

Me:
Yes you did play w my feelings
I am hurt

Sihyeon:
Omg sorry :(

Me:
No wait don't apologize

Sihyeon:
No I hurt you :((
I'm sorry

Me:
Hold up I was kidding

Sihyeon:
......
WHY WOULD YOU PLAY W ME LIKE THAT

Me:
Have a taste of your medicine ಥ‿ಥ

Sihyeon:
Alright sorry
I was insensitive
I shouldn't have rejected you like that
I was just freaked out that I was your
Um
Noona

Me:
Whats wrong w being my noona?

Sihyeon:
Idk it's freaky
Like you're Jiwon's bias and stealing you from her would actually feel like betrayal

Me:
Wha-
How's that stealing?

Sihyeon:
Idk
Like I get it, she loves you platonically
But imagine that you idolise a person for so long and when you're actually meeting them, your best friend steals them
So bros before hoes

Me:
Have I been talking to you for a long time or does that actually make sense?

Sihyeon:
THAT MAKES SENSE

Me:
Okay okay chill woman

Sihyeon:
Oof wait Felix is texting me
I'll brb

Me:
NOOO STAY W ME!!
DON'T GO
:((

And then the Stray Kids dormitory heard a loud yell,

"FELIX! STOP TEXTING HER!"

(a/n: This is my very first update in 2021!! Happy new year to all those who I couldn't wish personally!! I really tried texting everyone but Wattpad didn't let me lmao it sucks

Also, my friend Hana wrote a minsung fanfic called Daiquiri, so you shippers can check it out!! If you're seeing this reminder of checking out her book again from me, just pretend that it ain't here sbsksjjsjsj)