WOULD YOU RATHER...

Date Gaston from Beauty and the Beast?

OR...

Date John Ratcliffe from Pocahontas?

i dislike both... and they're old too ugh i guess i'll choose gaston because he's not as smart and i'd just trick him into knocking himself unconscious so i can drag his body into my basement and decapita- i mean, treat him like the wonderful person he is, of course!