One day I thought to myself, "Hey, I wonder just how bad of a zodiac story I could write." This is the result.

Contained within these digital pages is the most terrible, cliche-filled, self-insert ridden, biased, melodramatic, and just overall badly written zodiac story ever to stalk the zodiac stories of wattpad.

Reading this book may cause severe head trauma, lowered brain function, and the compulsion to bury your computer under twenty feet of cement.

Please see your doctor before reading this book if you have any serious heart conditions.

I would say "enjoy", but you won't.

You have been warned.

DISCLAIMER: Hey folks, this book is purely intended to poke fun at trends in zodiac high school stories. It is not meant to offend. These cliches are not necessarily all bad, and I've done some of them too.

If anything in this book offends you, let me know.

Here goes...

EDIT: If you liked this book, consider reading Zodiac High, by RedWhiteAndNO. It's another parody about zodiac high school stories.  It's absolutely hilarious, (better than this one).