As you all know, or don't know, I work at White Castle. Yay. You know, the place with the little burgers that sound like a good idea at first but you end up regretting eating them in the first place because of diarrhea the next day? Yeah. That place.

I've been there since March and I've got to say that I like it on some days. Other days I hate it and I wish it would burn to the ground.

So, our store has balloons for the little kids (for free) and we also have a helium tank for said balloons. Naturally, me being me, I like to mess with the people that come through the drive thru while I'm there.

I'll have five or six balloons at my window and I'll inhale the helium and I'll speak through the headset. The small children absolutely love it. (Me too.)

One of my bosses is pregnant and she breathes that helium like it's air and she'll sing at the top of her lungs to the people. It's awesome. Her voice is already pretty squeaky, helium only intensifies the squeak.

(Btw, I actually do say, "Welcome to White Castle, bitch" to good friends. Lol)