So I'm watching the 2015 version of Poltergeist right now. Those people are dumb. Like seriously.

The parents were eating dinner with some other adults in their new neighborhood and They were telling the parents that the new area (where they live at now) was a cemetary. They were told that the headstones were moved to a completely new area to make room for the new housing.

Since they only moved the headstones, the bodies are still there. Dude, that's messed up.

Anyways, they're sitting there laughing about the new housing. I'm sitting here laughing too. I'm more like, "Ha ha ha, let's laugh at how your house is haunted and you're going to face your impending doom in the next 40 minutes. Ha ha ha!"

Also, I like how white girl they act. "Hey, this room looks like it's going to kill me. Hrmm, Imma check it out!" Yeah, no. Let's not. "Oh look! The lights are flickering ominously down stairs while everyone is asleep. Call me Dora 'cause Imma explore it!"

Everyone else would be all, "Oh hell to the no! Screw this bullshit, I'm out!" then they run out of the house and never look back.

If some shit like that ever happens to me, I'm out. If that was my child that got sucked I to the other world and then appears everywhere, I would still leave. I would forget that child and adopt a new one. People may ask, "Hey, what happened to your youngest child? That isn't them." I would be like, "Oh, naw, this is our new child, Claire. We replaced the other one after she was taken into another dimension. Say hi, Claire." That would be me as a parent.

I like how the little boy in the movie looks like he's seen some shit. One thing happens to him and he's suddenly as jumpy as a soldier with PTSD. Dude, he's like 10 or 11. What the fresh hell?

ANYWAYS, I like it. Continue on.