As you all probably don't know, I like to have awkward conversations at lunch with my friends. Note: I take things to the extreme depending on my mood.

So, Friday we were talking about how some foods taste like other foods instead of what they were expected to taste like. I brought up the topic of Chinese food and that it tastes like other foods.

"If the Chinese can make chicken taste like an orange, I wonder if they can make a decaying corpse covered in elephant shit taste like a Texan buffet. If they could, would you eat it?" Those were my exact words. I shit you not.

Everyone was like, "Goddam it, Kaylee."

One of my best friends Rae (not her real name) would not stop laughing. By the time she stopped laughing, she was sitting there silently laughing and clapping like a seal.

My question to you readers is...

Would you eat it?