America: my fellow country's I have brought you together for a difficult matter. Getting Denmark to pay for our rule

Chile: what has Donald trump done to him?

Mexico: stop trying to build the stupid wall!

Panama: pick up the phone!

Cuba: we are a separate land

Panama: oh hey cubes

Cuba: why yo bulle mi?

Central america: I'm the center of ya peeps

Chile: I need meh chilli!

U. S. A: Britain posted a message on instagram

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anama: true so true

Britain: hi I'm ameriland

Brazil: hey Britain stop spying on us you stalker

Brirain: but I want to join you I hate brexit

Brexit: no one can escape brexit!

Usa: ahhh!