Crackhead Cleanup (3/3)

3RD PERSON POV

Hank: DAMNIT THAT'S MY KILL!

Evie: NOPE! I GOT TO HIM FIRST!

*STAB*

They both stabbed the same person and Evie's arm turned into a rifle before shooting a hole through 5 fallen angels all at once.

Evie: THAT GIVES ME 350!

Hank: *smirk* 365 dumbass-

*BOOM*

Evie shoots a massive tank, the explosion taking out 50 people as a stampede of Titanothere took out a hundred others.


Evie: *smile* Want to try me?

*BOOM*

Hank grabs a rocket launcher before firing at a gun ship and taking down 36 others.

Hank: *grin* Heh. You got spirit kid. Now about we-

*WHOOSH*

A fist tries to punch Evie into a portal, and she grabs the arm before throwing it through the wormhole.

*THUD*

Sylvia2: *startled* Huh?! What's the meaning of this-

Devil: DIE YOU HUMAN-

*STAB*

Evie thrusts her fist through the devil's chest and rips out his heart, killing the being instantly as he slumps to the floor.


Evie: Now we're tied- OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT MY OTHER SELF?!

Evie2 squeaks as Evie grabs her cheeks and pulls on them.

Evie2: *squeak* Y-You're Me! H-How?! A-Ah wait! S-Stop pulling!

Hank: Alright kid play time is over. We got a battle to finish in the war.

Hank drags Evie from her counterpart, the kids in the auditorium confused and frightened as she yells out.

Evie: LET'S TALK TO EACH OTHER LATER! I'M YOU BUT A SOLDIER BY THE WAY-

*WHOOSH*

*BANG*

Yang: HEY A LITTLE HELP?!

*SLICE*

Two enemy soldiers cross through only for them and the guy Yang was struggling with to be sliced in half courtesy of Y/N.

Y/N: HEY! WE'RE NOT TURNING THE PUBLIC INTO A WARZONE! WHAT STAYS IN THE BATTLEFIELD STAYS THERE!

Soldier: Sir they're all surrendering. Looks like the others abandoned the 300 soldiers left.

Y/N: Abandoned eh? Is that right?

Torture: Yup. Oh hey Evie.

Evie: Ah hey Torture!

Torture: Why's there two of you?

Evie: Ah she's another me.

Torture: Ah Gotcha. Oh hey Remi. Isen. Blyke.

Isen2: Uh......you know us?

Torture: Ah I forgot. Yeah you're Evie's friends. There's also Dylan, Arlo.

Arlo2: *CHOKING*

Torture: John, Sera, Ro-

*BANG*

Isen: AND STAY OUT OF OUR WORLD!

Everyone Torture mentioned had taken down a Nomu, Blyke wielding dual custom energy blasters and everyone having at least one gun while Roland held dual shotguns.


Evie: ROLAND MY BELOVED!

Evie2: E-EH?!

Evie2 had a red face as her counterpart zooms to her boyfriend and cracks his back with a hug.

Roland: OH MY BACK!

Evie:....They attacked again didn't they?

Remi: Yeah.

Evie: MOTHERFUCKER!

*WHOOSH*

Bradley: *COUGH* AHEM!

Y/N stood there, and the soldiers, Evie, and the Wellston kids with guns looked at him and Bradley.






John:....We'll just go back.

Y/N: Keep the weapons. They might come back so be prepared.

Blyke/Isen: YES SIR!

Evie2: *awe* You have a metal arm?

Evie: All my limbs are metal. There was an explosion that killed tens of thousands of people that took both my arms and legs.

Zeke2: *whisper* She's just a low tier. What can she possibly do-

Evie: YOU THINK I'M WEAK ZEKE?!

*BOOM*

She takes off all her metal limbs and stands in her stubs before zooming and headbutting the alternate Zeke, sending him flying halfway through the nearby wall unconscious.

Evie: EVEN WITH NO LIMBS AND ME BEING A LOW TIER I CAN STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS FROM ANOTHER WORLD!

And her limbs telekinetically shot back to her stubs, connected once more as she gets up.

Evie2:.....You're a low tier?

Evie: Yeah? So?

Evie2: *awe* So that means I can be strong like you?

Evie: Weeellllll I did have very critical advantages to get this strong and lots of weapons......but I'd say just keep training. Even knowledge can do wonders in a fight-

Hank: ALRIGHT EVIE WE'RE LEAVING!

Evie: AH WAIT HOLD ON!

Evie leaves with Hank, her counterpart weirdly happy while Y/N stole the new headmistress's speech.




Y/N: *scoff* Kicking people below 2.4 out? What a load of bullshit.

*WHOOSH*

He teleports back to the place where the Na'vi were taking the weaponry for themselves, and his soldiers were cleaning up the mess and tending to the wounded.


Y/N: Do you know that feeling when your enemy makes a foolish mistake, and you're both elated and severely disappointed at the same time?

Amanti: For a so called all powerful army, these sky people aren't very true to their word at all. Their speech reeks of arrogance and deceit.

Y/N: I know. They're pathetic.

Evie: Dad you mind heading over to the other world? I heard there's a lot of interesting martial arts and such. There are spies from the Alliance in the underground tournament they call Kengan Annihilation.






Y/N: Spies huh? Have to make sure those fuckers won't do anything.

Amanti: How do your people easily learn our language?

Y/N: Our machines can alter and break the confines of the reality around us, allowing for the improbable to happen. Luckily I have visited that world and got acquainted with many people.

Evie: Well there is one problem.







Y/N: Do tell me.

Evie: Girl problems.......

Next Chapter:

Before the Battle

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