Crackhead Cleanup (3/3)
3RD PERSON POV
Hank: DAMNIT THAT'S MY KILL!
Evie: NOPE! I GOT TO HIM FIRST!
*STAB*
They both stabbed the same person and Evie's arm turned into a rifle before shooting a hole through 5 fallen angels all at once.
Evie: THAT GIVES ME 350!
Hank: *smirk* 365 dumbass-
*BOOM*
Evie shoots a massive tank, the explosion taking out 50 people as a stampede of Titanothere took out a hundred others.
Evie: *smile* Want to try me?
*BOOM*
Hank grabs a rocket launcher before firing at a gun ship and taking down 36 others.
Hank: *grin* Heh. You got spirit kid. Now about we-
*WHOOSH*
A fist tries to punch Evie into a portal, and she grabs the arm before throwing it through the wormhole.
*THUD*
Sylvia2: *startled* Huh?! What's the meaning of this-
Devil: DIE YOU HUMAN-
*STAB*
Evie thrusts her fist through the devil's chest and rips out his heart, killing the being instantly as he slumps to the floor.
Evie: Now we're tied- OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT MY OTHER SELF?!
Evie2 squeaks as Evie grabs her cheeks and pulls on them.
Evie2: *squeak* Y-You're Me! H-How?! A-Ah wait! S-Stop pulling!
Hank: Alright kid play time is over. We got a battle to finish in the war.
Hank drags Evie from her counterpart, the kids in the auditorium confused and frightened as she yells out.
Evie: LET'S TALK TO EACH OTHER LATER! I'M YOU BUT A SOLDIER BY THE WAY-
*WHOOSH*
*BANG*
Yang: HEY A LITTLE HELP?!
*SLICE*
Two enemy soldiers cross through only for them and the guy Yang was struggling with to be sliced in half courtesy of Y/N.
Y/N: HEY! WE'RE NOT TURNING THE PUBLIC INTO A WARZONE! WHAT STAYS IN THE BATTLEFIELD STAYS THERE!
Soldier: Sir they're all surrendering. Looks like the others abandoned the 300 soldiers left.
Y/N: Abandoned eh? Is that right?
Torture: Yup. Oh hey Evie.
Evie: Ah hey Torture!
Torture: Why's there two of you?
Evie: Ah she's another me.
Torture: Ah Gotcha. Oh hey Remi. Isen. Blyke.
Isen2: Uh......you know us?
Torture: Ah I forgot. Yeah you're Evie's friends. There's also Dylan, Arlo.
Arlo2: *CHOKING*
Torture: John, Sera, Ro-
*BANG*
Isen: AND STAY OUT OF OUR WORLD!
Everyone Torture mentioned had taken down a Nomu, Blyke wielding dual custom energy blasters and everyone having at least one gun while Roland held dual shotguns.
Evie: ROLAND MY BELOVED!
Evie2: E-EH?!
Evie2 had a red face as her counterpart zooms to her boyfriend and cracks his back with a hug.
Roland: OH MY BACK!
Evie:....They attacked again didn't they?
Remi: Yeah.
Evie: MOTHERFUCKER!
*WHOOSH*
Bradley: *COUGH* AHEM!
Y/N stood there, and the soldiers, Evie, and the Wellston kids with guns looked at him and Bradley.
John:....We'll just go back.
Y/N: Keep the weapons. They might come back so be prepared.
Blyke/Isen: YES SIR!
Evie2: *awe* You have a metal arm?
Evie: All my limbs are metal. There was an explosion that killed tens of thousands of people that took both my arms and legs.
Zeke2: *whisper* She's just a low tier. What can she possibly do-
Evie: YOU THINK I'M WEAK ZEKE?!
*BOOM*
She takes off all her metal limbs and stands in her stubs before zooming and headbutting the alternate Zeke, sending him flying halfway through the nearby wall unconscious.
Evie: EVEN WITH NO LIMBS AND ME BEING A LOW TIER I CAN STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS FROM ANOTHER WORLD!
And her limbs telekinetically shot back to her stubs, connected once more as she gets up.
Evie2:.....You're a low tier?
Evie: Yeah? So?
Evie2: *awe* So that means I can be strong like you?
Evie: Weeellllll I did have very critical advantages to get this strong and lots of weapons......but I'd say just keep training. Even knowledge can do wonders in a fight-
Hank: ALRIGHT EVIE WE'RE LEAVING!
Evie: AH WAIT HOLD ON!
Evie leaves with Hank, her counterpart weirdly happy while Y/N stole the new headmistress's speech.
Y/N: *scoff* Kicking people below 2.4 out? What a load of bullshit.
*WHOOSH*
He teleports back to the place where the Na'vi were taking the weaponry for themselves, and his soldiers were cleaning up the mess and tending to the wounded.
Y/N: Do you know that feeling when your enemy makes a foolish mistake, and you're both elated and severely disappointed at the same time?
Amanti: For a so called all powerful army, these sky people aren't very true to their word at all. Their speech reeks of arrogance and deceit.
Y/N: I know. They're pathetic.
Evie: Dad you mind heading over to the other world? I heard there's a lot of interesting martial arts and such. There are spies from the Alliance in the underground tournament they call Kengan Annihilation.
Y/N: Spies huh? Have to make sure those fuckers won't do anything.
Amanti: How do your people easily learn our language?
Y/N: Our machines can alter and break the confines of the reality around us, allowing for the improbable to happen. Luckily I have visited that world and got acquainted with many people.
Evie: Well there is one problem.
Y/N: Do tell me.
Evie: Girl problems.......
Next Chapter:
Before the Battle
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