In a bar on a far away planet, one similar to earth, a female sat patiently upon a hard, wooden bar stool. Her dirty blonde hair draped over her shoulder as she leaned impatiently upon her elbow.

"Shhh.... Sorry I'm late.... shhhh...." A male in a black outfit and a black mask sat next to the female.

"You look like Darth Vader from Star Wars." The female turned her head to face the male. A light chuckle deeply seeped from under the male's mask as he spun around to face her.

"Shhh... I am Darth Vader....Shhh...." Darth Vader outstretched his arm to grab a glass of liquid martian rum with three ice cubes.

"How are you going to drink with that mask on?" The female leaned back to take a sip of her glass of ice water.

"Shhhh.... Very... shhh... Carefully. Shhh...." He would then place a straw into the glass and slip it under his mask. A slurping sound would come from behind his mask as his drink slowly descended. "Shh.... So who are you supposed to be? You look like you could be my daughter... Shhh...."

"I'm Kara Zor-El. Superman's older cousin." A smile crept upon the female's face as she leaned back.

"Shhh... Superman? Shhh...What's that? shh..." Darth Vader tilted his head slightly as he leaned into the back of the stool's support back.

"The Man of Steel? You know, the S?" Kara set down her drink and leaned back on the stool too. Darth Vader shook his head.

"Shh... No... Shhhh.... Don't know no man made of steel. Shhh...." He then paused. "Shh... he's not a droid is he? Shhh...."

"No. He's an alien like me." She pointed a finger at herself.

"Shhh... You're an alien? Shhh... What's an alien?" The sith tilted his head casually to the side before he leaned in.

"An alien is a being from a different planet. My friend Winn would probably say something about how Padmé was an alien to you and you were on to her too." She waved her hands around as she tried to explain what her theory of an alien was.

"Shhh... ugh... this is more confusing than the force. Shh...." Darth Vader placed his glass down upon the counter before he leaned forward and held his head in his hands.

"The force? You mean holding out your hand in hopes of an imaginary magnetic attraction would occur between your hand and the object?" Kara placed her elbow onto the counter leaned her head against her fist, not believing that the force is real.

"Shhh.... No. Shhh...." He clenched his fist slightly, wanting to use it on her but restrained himself due to the circumstances. "shhhh.... So what about you? shhh... Miss I'm Superman's cousin? Shhh...."

"What about me?" The question intrigued her as she casually leaned in closer.

"Shhh...You got any powers? Shhh..." An invisible smirk grew upon the male's face, hidden by the mask.

"Yes, under a yellow sun like this planet has... I have super speed, super strength, I can fly, I have laser eyes, frost breath, X-ray vision, and invulnerability." Kara nodded, she casually leaned back as she explained.

"Shhh...X-ray vision? C-Can you see what I look like under this mask? Shh..." Darth Vader stuttered a bit, his burned-to-a-crisp cheeks turning a slight shade of red.

"As long as it's not lined with lead, yes." The corners of her mouth curled into a grin as she leaned back onto her fist.

"So, shh..." He leaned forward and placed his elbows onto his knees as though he were interested in what she would say. "What brings you here, Today? shhh...."

"My cousin set me up on a blind date, I'm waiting for a...." Kara reached into her pocket and pulled out a small yellow cue card. "...Ann-Acan Skywookie or something." She squinted at the name card that she pulled out of her pocket. "I can never read my cousin's writing."

"Shh...Anakin Skywalker" He grunted softly.

"Sorry." She rubbed her hand upon her arm, brushing it slightly. "So why are you here?"

"Shh...My kids that I never see anymore and are off going against my troops; thought it would be a good idea to put me to a blind date. Shhh...." He explained, a grin appearing under his mask.

"Ah... well this has been interesting." Kara nodded her head slightly. "You poor thing, being put up to this by your children." She commented with a slight sarcastic tone.

"Shhh...Indeed. Just a question, ...shhh...but if we were to interact in combat, we can both agree that I'd win, right? Shh..." He took another sip of his drink as he awaited her response.

"Excuse me? I'd like to see your Sith butt try." She placed her hands upon her hips as she jumped up angrily.

"Shh...I forgot to mention that I also have a laser sword that can sever a limb with one strike. I know, 'cause I've seen it happen before. Shhh..." He raised a finger at her, his grin widening at her reaction.

"I've held a plane up and stopped it from crash landing." She raised her arms up in the air as if to demonstrate how she held the plane.

"Shh...I've commanded an army." He too stood up, shooting a piercing glare at her from behind his mask.

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A few hours later... in an intergalactic jailhouse, Supergirl and Darth Vader had been separated into two different cells next to each other.

"Shhh...This is all your fault." Darth Vader turned to Kara.

"My fault? How is it my fault? You were the one who threw the officer out the window!" She spoke loudly at him.

"Shhh.... didn't look like any officer I've seen...shhh...." Darth Vader shook his head while looking down. "shhh... Besides, you're the one that got us kicked out of the bar with your laser eye light show! shh...."

"My laser eyes weren't as completely chaotic as your tiny laser sword." Kara quickly turned her head to the side, her hair flowing with it.

"Shhh... At least we can both agree on one thing... Shhh..." He leaned against the bars of his cell. "Shhh... Worst Blind Date Ever... Shh..."

"Agreed." She forced the bars of the cell apart as though they were pipe cleaners. "This has been fun and all, but I promised my sister that I'd be back in time for game night." Kara waved as she began to walk away.

"Shhh.... Wait!! You can't just leave me here!...Shhh...." Darth Vader outstretched his arm through the bars.

"I think a jail cell is a fitting place for a Sith like you." She smiled as she walked away.

"Shhh... This isn't over! Shhh...." He yelled, shaking his fist in anger as the female vanished.