Talk to Trenton.

You take a huge chug of beer and message him.

GrowingTuntrina has started chirping with TorbitRemote

GT: TRENTONN.

GT: MY NAP

GT: WAS SOOOO AWEXOME NSER MEEE

TR: Im here.

GT: I wanna tell you my dream byt let me explain why I was sleeping

TR: You were drunk, and passed out on your bed. And OHNO when you woke up your beer had spilled everywhere.

GT: you oh you big mind reader you. hehe percisly bt lookie. my bream was....wow.just oh my od ow.

TR: hurry up and tell me so I can continue what im doing.

GT: OKAY!!! so like normal I was in Derse you know.

TR:yeah

GT: well derse wa different. everyone wa panicking and I was in some room all dark and such so I went to open the only door I cvould see.

TR: im listening nichole,

GT: YEAH!! and it opened like a morna door would!

TR: yep. yep cause its a door,

GT: EXACLTYYY!! AND I traveled through the city watching everyone panck but I wasn't drunk which was odd because im usually drunk when I drwsm.

TR: I can see why.

GT: and then I went into this castle THIS HUGE caslte it was sio daunting like who wouldn't lol.

GT: it had low secrutiry so I just went down the bland hallway examing the art, which btw, was awesome. amd got to the end and found anoyher door, like THIS HUGEEEEE door SUPER huge. like it could literally consume me I I didn't know better. jesus Christ was hthis thing large.

TR: I think I understand how big the door was Nichole jesus.

GT: yeah well it was big SND I OPENED IT.

TR: yay.

GT: and the room inside was full of shit my mom would flip fior. jwrerly, crowns, gems, it melled good but all that doesn't matter because what was in the middle fo the froom was better.

TR: and okay what was in the middle of the room Nichole.

GT: thanls for asking BUT this hgue woman like hot.

TR: how hot are we speaking here.

GT: HOT HOT HOTTTTT HOT!!

TR: damn that's really uber hot Nichole.

TR: but heres the biggest question.

TR: did you think you were having a wet dream Nichole?

GT: FOR A SECOND I ACTUALLY DID. BUT. OMG. see was hot like fuck your looks Trenton look at her and your whole face would melt.

TR: sounds pretty hot to me

GT: yeppers.

GT: so she just like stared at me with these beautrful pink eyes burt I think she was wearing this weird headband giving her orange things coming out her head. it was pretty wanky dude.

GT: But she just cojtinued to stare at ne and it was kinda creepy until she gavwe me this weird mischevious grin and sid my eyes were pretty so thts when I said "well gurl your eyes are pretty too." and she just laughed at me!

TR: pink eyes?

GT: YEAH slmost like mine but mine are violet.

TR: okay.

GT: AND THATS WHEN SHE SAID, welcomr nichole like I was this guest she was waiting for, seemed very weird to me

TR: stranger danger my friend.

GT: yeah exaclt,y but. look.. shje invited me tl walk to her so I floated in front of her. AND DAMN SHE WAS DECORATED. jwerely here. jewerl there! a crown with pink gems on her head nafd libra printed on her clothes.

TR: important question again Nichole.

GT: yes>

TR: did she touch you?

GT: nah man

TR: you have ruined all my ships

GT: hehe. WELL BACK TO THE STORY she told me to sit and told me of her past whci hws this weird love trisngle between theos guy who she liked but was trying to destroy all the thigns she had raised and basically built with her bare hadns, and for a second I felt bad until she told me she killed this poor man.

TR: who was the man

GT: idk she explained him briefly, as handsome, and very low to low for her, and a truthful man. seemed legit.\

TR: nice.

GT: and she said that she had rd blood on her hsands and she came here to not die out when the rest of hr miserable souls died out. but she knows of her progressors and she knows both are alive even though they should be,. so I was like "oh shit" and it seeed to confuse her until her HUGE ASS hand patted me on the head lightly with her pointer fingwr. I qwas just like damn gurl

TR: mhm Nichole maybe you can make this a bit quicker.

GT: this is my story let me tell it! hse seemed like she had a rough past but I could tell shne was sugarcoating somke things so I asked more about the man aqnd she said that his progressors were also all alive when they shouldn't be.

TR: what the hell are progressors.

GT: WELLLLLL its hard to explain but so hyou know how we have ancestors.

TR: I guess.

GT: well I guess shes the ancestor of this other ancestor whos the ancestor of this ancestor who will soon die out to be the ancestor of another ancestor, and were in the time line of the ancestors of our time.

TR: what the literal fuck.

GT: told you its confusing. bUT im frunk so just don't mind how I put things just know that we need to join our game of herblum soon or else her last ancestor will die before the next in line is born. And the girl whos in our timelines persay lets put it dancestor is still alive. OUR TIMELINE IS LITERALLY FUCKED THOUGH.

TR: yeah.

GT: so before I could answer another question I was awoken some fate and just like...im here now.

TR: okay. is this like a story youre writing nichole

GT: NAH BRO. its rl

TR: mhm.....WEll nice, wish I could've been sleeping when you were so I could have been there too...

GT: yeah cool GTG GG LOVE YA TRENTON SEE YA.

GrowingTuntrina has flown away.

TR: I call bullshit on this story.

TorbitRemote has flown away.

Captchalog extra pair of clothes.

You were ready to get your fighting spirit on. And you didn't tell anyone this yet but you had secretly been playing herblum before anyone else! And you had weapons and everything crafted out just because they looked cool.

Drink some more beer and head downstairs.

Don't mind if I do.

You rush down to stairs to find your mother talking loudly on her phone her bunned up hair pinned. FUCK! you say to yourself. You roll down the stairs and abscond into the kitchen before your mom could notice.