2p G8: so how much do you hate us?
Allen: i want to kidnapped you, hang you by the dick , burn whatever food you like in front of you, get a geoduck, peel of its skin slowly and cut it in front of you, and repeatedly kick you in the balls

Alfred: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Allen: Amelia shoot me in the legs then we can buy a huge ass house and a bunch of animal
Amelia: bruh....

Shoot me in the legs too then we can have 20 million bucks!
Allen: good thinking. Fuck the system

The Americans response to someone saying "can we sit down? my legs hurt"

Alfred: get on my back I'll give you a ride
Ashlyn: yeah sure my legs hurt too
Allen: No
Amelia lay down on the ground and I will drag you

Hehe..... that's all I got sorry, I haven't updated been busy but as a apology have some Alfred

Head canon time!

So if the Americans had the states, capitals,cities I have a head canon for two of them!
During revolutionary war, the Boston massacre Boston had died being shot by a soldier and because of the pain of her people,
Washington DC died in the burning of  Washington but they soon got replaced by another Boston and DC but they were different now they have mental pain whenever somebody mentions it but never physical pain, also the states have different fathers
England,Netherlands,Spain,France,Japan,Germany,Prussia if you're wondering why well I saw a story on Archives of our own called "he belongs to the world" and apparently the fathers depends like which nationality of immigrants in this states? Or colonizers and also China is a father nation (most likely of immigrants) which kinda confuses me because wouldn't that mean the italics are fathers?
Alfred's kids call him mom depending on which language their language, also the states don't really like their dads because they bully Alfred AKA their mom and Alfred has been in a relationship with the nations I just stated