Headcanons for the americans

Allen when comforting someone is really awkward so the thing he does the most is just cracking up jokes mostly stupid ones until the person crying will start laughing

The 2p Americans has a staring contest with a baby

They also make funny faces at babies and children if their crying but discreetly and if they got caught doing will get really embarrassed

When tired they will either be a cute angel, drunk and high toddler or a demon even more worse then Satan and stepping on a Lego

All of them have probably have threatened a man by saying they'll cut his pee pee and said "woah there bud you better stop before I'll turn you pen(is) to a pen(was)

All of them are extremely sassy and savage

Amelia and Ashlyn will break your kneecaps for breathing quietly in a 100 mile radius on their period

On and off headcanon but asexual? 👉🏽👈🏽 like I mean I feel they would be those who prefer more innocent stuff like beating your ass at uno

ALL OF THEM HAVE FRECKLES AND RUSSIA TRIES TO FIND CONSTELLATIONS ON THEM, FIGHT ME IF YOU DISAGREE

Idk why but I feel like Allen would just be tired with your bullshit kind of guy, he probably listens to "let the bodies hit the floor"

Another on and off headcanon, one of their hand is hot and the other cold due to the climate

K now quotes I found on the internet

Allen: god I hate it when someone says I look familiar and I never met them before cuz I don't know how to respond to it

Oliver: just say you do internet videos I suppose

Later~

Random person: you look familiar

Allen stoned face: i do porn

Oliver in the background: NOT LIKE THAT

Alfred: if you love someone you'll always try harder

Literally any irl person: I've been trying my hardest to break my screen so I could be in my beloved (fictional character) warm embrace

Alfred: That's the sprit!

Amelia: you call it bad at darts while I call it freestyle acupuncture

Allen: m'aam I'm going to have to ask you to leave this bar

Ashlyn: what if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are just the same thing from different perspective

Alfred: please I'm begging you to stop

Amelia and Allen: no no let her continue

K that's it love you my readers

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