Headcanons for the americans
Allen when comforting someone is really awkward so the thing he does the most is just cracking up jokes mostly stupid ones until the person crying will start laughing
The 2p Americans has a staring contest with a baby
They also make funny faces at babies and children if their crying but discreetly and if they got caught doing will get really embarrassed
When tired they will either be a cute angel, drunk and high toddler or a demon even more worse then Satan and stepping on a Lego
All of them have probably have threatened a man by saying they'll cut his pee pee and said "woah there bud you better stop before I'll turn you pen(is) to a pen(was)
All of them are extremely sassy and savage
Amelia and Ashlyn will break your kneecaps for breathing quietly in a 100 mile radius on their period
On and off headcanon but asexual? 👉🏽👈🏽 like I mean I feel they would be those who prefer more innocent stuff like beating your ass at uno
ALL OF THEM HAVE FRECKLES AND RUSSIA TRIES TO FIND CONSTELLATIONS ON THEM, FIGHT ME IF YOU DISAGREE
Idk why but I feel like Allen would just be tired with your bullshit kind of guy, he probably listens to "let the bodies hit the floor"
Another on and off headcanon, one of their hand is hot and the other cold due to the climate
K now quotes I found on the internet
Allen: god I hate it when someone says I look familiar and I never met them before cuz I don't know how to respond to it
Oliver: just say you do internet videos I suppose
Later~
Random person: you look familiar
Allen stoned face: i do porn
Oliver in the background: NOT LIKE THAT
Alfred: if you love someone you'll always try harder
Literally any irl person: I've been trying my hardest to break my screen so I could be in my beloved (fictional character) warm embrace
Alfred: That's the sprit!
Amelia: you call it bad at darts while I call it freestyle acupuncture
Allen: m'aam I'm going to have to ask you to leave this bar
Ashlyn: what if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are just the same thing from different perspective
Alfred: please I'm begging you to stop
Amelia and Allen: no no let her continue
K that's it love you my readers
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