If the Americans do something crazy/weird the countries will say "OH NO NOT THE FLORIDA MAN"

All of them have t-posed the nations into a corner to show dominance and that their the superpower

Allen and Amelia are the most crackheaded ones and say stuff like "this give me bad juju vibes", "I'm outtie" doing the peace sign and some other weird shit.
AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

And here is my rant (MY OPINION) not hating on the country
For some weird reason I have dislike Philippines in the CH fandom and hetalia fandom. Now my reasons may be quite stupid but hear me out, I just don't really like how their shipped with so many countries. To the point it's kinda weird/crazy, though this is mostly in the CH fandom
I'm sorry if I offended you I just kinda wanted to rant

Anyways do you guys have any headcanon for America? If you do please comment!