" I spy with my little eye, something green!" Said Tsuki.

" The grass..." Tori groaned leaning out the car window with no tension.

" GASP! How'd you know?" Tsuki asked.

" Cause there is NOTHING ELSE OUT THERE!" Tori said to his sister.

" No fucking way!" She said sarcastically.

" I-Need-COFFEE!" Honey said sinking into the front passenger seat.

" I need a will to live..." said Tori almost falling out of the window.

" I NEED BUBBLE TEEEEEEEA!" Tsuki shrieked.

" WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A FEW GOD DAMN MINUTES?!" Rosé ordered almost slamming on the brakes.

" Dykes don't believe in god" Tori said teasing her. " And assholes get to walk if they do not shut up"

" Atua loves you" he said correcting himself.

" *sigh* where are we even going?" Honey asked.

" Wakayama"

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Later that day

"ROSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII" Tori moaned.

" Tori I swear to god..." Rosé said.

" I NEED TO GO PER-PEEEEE!" He screeched.

" We can just stop at a gas station where you can go" Rosé answered.

" Pfft, why? Just pull over" he told her.

" EWWWW!" All the girls let out.

" What?" He asked.

" Big bro, that isn't sanitary..." Tsuki told him.

" So?"

" Soo, y-you can't touch anything after!" Said Honey.

" I don't even have to touch it, I just have to- " OKAY OKAY! I have hand sanitizer, you can use that once you're done" Rosé told him.

" Thank you" he said relieved as she stopped the car.
Tori went to the bush and did his business.

" I can't believe we're stuck with him" Rosé said resting her head on the wheel.

" It's not that bad Babe. At least we'll know he'll be safe" Honey said reassuring her girlfriend.

" Yeah, and besides, last time we really did anything like this was with the v3 cast..." Tsuki said slumping into her seat.

" Speaking of them.... has anyone contacted them?" Honey asked.

" Ms. Kirigiri will be arriving at the set where the survivors are right now. She'll hopefully get all of them out safely" Rosé explained.

" What about Hajime's plan?" Tsuki asked. " Makoto decided to wait until there let out. His killing game had the 3rd most survivors and he was there for three months.

This game there were only three . They should get out within the month hopefully" Rosé explained.

" Hey Im back, by the way, DRIVE" Said Tori.

" W-what why?" Honey asked looking around.

" Bear?" He said pointing at the Usuri black bear shaking the car.

" AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsuki shrieked.

" For*puts in key* fucks* puts the car in drive* SAAAAAAKE * Drives off*" said Rosé driving off as the bear chased them.

" WHY WONT IT LEAVE US ALONE?" Tsuki  asked as they drove.

" TORI WHAT DID YOU DO?" Rosé asked.

" I was doing my business and it just chased me!" He explained.

" Tori.... I cannot believe I'm asking you this.... but did you pee on the bear?" Honey asked.

" Ha! Fuck yeah!" He said.

" But relax! TACTIC 01! MURDER IS FUN!" He said pulling out a black pistol.

" WRRRRRRRRRRRRY" he said shooting the bear square in the eye.

The bear groaned as it slowly died.

" YAAAAY, TEAM HRTT's first victory!" Tori cheered.

" V-victory?" Honey repeated.

" Yeah! Weee killed a bear! Together! Rosé drove, Honey asked, Tsuki screamed and I shot it!" He said.

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" We did it! (3×) Yay! Lo hicimos! We did it!" he sang

" I went to take a piss and I did it on the bear yeah I did it! I DID IT!" He continued to sing

" You three talked about something without me, You did it, YOU DID IT!" He continued to sing.

" We tried to drive away but the bear chased us, so I pulled my strap out and shot him till it dieed!"

" YEAH! WOOO, HURRAY! WE DID IT!"

" ........ Fucking why?" Said Rosé.

Even later that day

" Hey guys look! A noodle hut! Let us get something to eat!" Tsuki suggested.

" I am hungry" Said Tori

" I'm traumatized..." Honey said hugging her legs thinking back to the bear.

" I need to get the fuck out" Rosé said stepping out of the car.

The team walked to the noodle stand.

They sat down in a bar like setting.

" kon'nichiwa!" Said the noodle man.

" Kon'nichiwa!" Tsuki said smiling

" H-Hello" Honey said twiddling her hair

" WAS GUUUUD CHIGGAAAAA!" Said Tori

" Watashi wa anata no tame ni nanigadekiru?" ( What can I get you?) the owner asked.

" Siis, what's he saying?" Tori whispered into Tsuki's ear.

" Seriously? *looks at team* I'm the only one that can speak Japanese ?" She asked

" Yeah" The rest of the team said.

" I speak Negronese" said Tori.

" *sigh* Rāmen o 4tsu kudasai" ( Four Ramen bowls please) she asked the man.

The man came back with 4 bowls of ramen and placed them in front of the team.

The four started to eat.

" Ah, proper nourishment~" Rosé said eating her food.

" This is very good!" Honey said enjoying her food.

" Yes it is" Tsuki said breaking her chopsticks.

" YES! Another victory for team HRTT!" Tori cheered.

" Wait what?" Tsuki asked.

" We got a translator!" He cheered.

" WE DID IT!!"

" WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT YEEAAAH, Lo hicimous, WE DID IT!"

" WE WERE ALL HUNGRY AND WE GOT SOME FOOD YEAH WE DID IT, WE DID IT!"

" ROSÉ WAS DEAD INSIDE AND HONEYS TRAUMATIZED, THEY WERE IT, WERE IT!"

" THIS GUY CANT SPEAK ENGLISH AND I SPEAK NEGRONESE, AND TSUKI IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SPEAK JAPANESE SO PROBLEM SOLVED!"

" YEAH! WOO, HURRAY! WE DID IT!" Tori sang.

" Um.... Thank you?" Tsuki thanked

Even later that day

" It's getting late" said Honey.

" I say we find somewhere to sleep"

" Okay, may someone please check the map on their cell phones to check where the closest Inn is?" Rosé asked.

" NOT IT!" Said Tori.

" Fuck..." Tsuki said checking her map.

"....... You've gotta be kidding me..."

" What?" Honey asked.

" The closet inn is 150 miles away" Tsuki groaned.

" Now what?" Rosé said stopping the car.

" Time to do it the white folks way!" Tori said stepping out of the car.

" Okay, RACIST! what the fucks even is that?" Rosé said.

" *steps out of the car* We're sleeping in the car" He said putting down his seat

20 minutes later

" See? This isn't so bad right?" Tori asked laying in the trunk as he stared into the night sky.

" Yes. I must admit, this is quite pleasant" Rosé said with her eyes closed.

Tsuki then cuddled up to Tori.

" Hehe" she cooed.

Honey then sat up as she smiled at her group. She then pulled out her guitar.

" Theirs a place where you and I belong. I'll describe it all with this song. I know we've all been through a lot. But I'm glad that we're here talk. I swear that I'm here here to stay. For the rest I will also pray to remain. I know it sounds hard to believe. But to everyone please see, Team HRTT is for me aaaand all of you"

She then put her guitar down and held Rosé's hand and fell asleep. Tsuki also drifted up to sleep holding Tori's arm.

" One more win for team HRTT" He said falling asleep.

" Finally together as one"

End

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