I don’t care about the World Cup

I don’t care who’s gonna win

To me all this football

Coverage is just a sin

I don’t care which team is playing

I don’t care if it’s our boys

They’re just a bunch of grown men

Playing with some children’s toys

I don’t care who starts the game

I don’t care who’s on the bench

If you keep going on

My fists are gonna clench

I don’t care if he’s rubbish

I don’t care if he’s out of position

All this World Cup gives me

Is a negative disposition

I don’t care what ball they’re using

I don’t care about their boots

Unlike an owl

I really couldn’t give two hoots

I don’t care if it was offside

I don’t care if it’s a free kick

All this blinkin’ football

Is making me quite sick

I don’t care if it was yellow

I don’t care it should be red

All this constant blathering

Gives me a pain in my head

I don’t care if the striker missed

I don’t care if the defence is all at sea

Just get this rubbish off

And something better on TV

I don’t care about the substitute

I don’t care how he fares

If you keep going on at me

You’ll be sleeping downstairs

I don’t care what this pundit says

I don’t care about his knowledge

Don’t you understand

It’s me I want you to acknowledge

I don’t care about the penalty

I don’t care about the foul

The rage is building up right now

I think I’ll have to howl

I don’t care about statistics

I don’t care what the commentator said

Oh, I have enough of this

I’m just going up to bed