Curious Case of Chatty Kitten

Thud!

What was that? Did my tail touch one of those dirty human things? I don't wanna wash it again! Ugh.

Carefully, I walk over to the grey couch. Can't these humans get some colour in their lives? Boring, geez.

Circling around the carpet, I move towards my comfy basket. That's when I see a red lamp fallen over. This weird looking lamp lies low on the ground. Is it beckoning me? Maybe it is. I walk over and peek inside. Dirty as always. But hold up. . . what is this green ball? Some kind of useless toy it seems.

Huh. Nice try. Fool me into this trap; I ain't no peasant! This is my kingdom and I like to keep it clean. Thank heavens my tail didn't touch this dirty little thing. They thought they could blame me for crashing their lamp? Good riddance I must say, because it's garbage, that's what it is.