(Narrator POV)

Gordon Awoke Inside A Dark Cave Where He Only Had A Pistol And A Crowbar Next To Him,Of Course The Gun Wasn't Loaded

Deciding To Find A Way Out, Gordon Started Walking With A Small Shitty Flashlight,He Soon Saw An Exit But Behind Him He Could Hear Something That- And He Already Started Running Before I Could Finish Narrating...Oh Well, Once He Was Outside He Turned Around And Was Ready To Brutally Beat A Wolfodoid With Bone Armor To Death With A Crowbar

Gordon Was Thrown Away Onto A Tree Before- "ZA WARUDOOOO!" Time Stopped As A Familiar Voice Spoke "Doctor Freeemaaaan... Whats Up? Can A G Come Up In Your Crib?"

(TAKE 2)

"Doctor Freemaaan... It Seems... You're Gonna Meet...An Unfortunate Disemployment, Which Is Why My...Superiors...Told Me To Aid...With Another Employee..." A Guy With A Sledgehammer Jumped Down From A Tree And Hit The Wolf Creature Straight In The Head,This Guy Was None Other Than F O R D "Take That-" The Second It Moved Even A Bit After Getting A Sledgehammer To The Head,Freeman Started Going Ham With The Crowbar Until The Wolf Creature Dissipated

Ford Picked Up The Sledgehammer Again And Looked At Freeman "So I Suppose You're...Freeman,Correct? The Void Told Me-" Gordon Started Walking Away To Find An Exit "Well That Was Rude"

They Both Walked And Walked, Ocassionally Running Into More Monsters Which Were Wombo Combo'd To Death,The Walk Was Full Of Attempts To Make Gordon Speak, Soon They Got Lost And Found A Place Full Of Chess Pieces But Decided To Walk Past It,Soon They Found Two Weapon Crates Full Of Ammo And One Weapon They Used To Have Aka An SMG(Ford) And A Shotgun(Gordon)

They Got Out Of The Forest And Looked Around "I See A City Over There, Lets Go There" Ford Said While Leading The Way As Gordon Was Checking The Shotgun The Whole Walk

"Passport?" Gordon Wished He Never Heard That Again Yet He Did Hear It-

"BREAKING NEWS: Frontier Guard Brutally Murdered At The Gate Of Vale,The Killers Are Being Chased Down Now"

"GORDON WHAT THE FUCK!?"

[Hello Reader,I See You Got To The End,Honestly I Plan On Having Fun In My Comeback Therefore Everything Might Be A Big Shitpost Or A Serious Plot,But Mostly Both Since I Wanna Keep Things Balanced,Also Sorry If Its Short I Had To Consumeth Food While Writing]