23.2.23

i was sitting with Trent and Jude and Robbo in my office, i was dealing with Robbo's hamstring when the other two walked past and all three of us had been chatting for some time

and then my dad walks in

"Ah yes young people in a room, just what i need" he jokes

we all pull an eyebrow

"i need a bit of help with my PR, fans don't particularly like me for some reason"

"attachment issues, they miss Jurgen too much" Robbo says

"well i need them to like me"

"you could do like luis enrique in the world cup, he did a bit of streaming"

"ooh, good idea trent"

"didn't Luis Enrique lose his job though?" Jude asks

"yeah because Spain lost to Morocco thats why" i reply

"you know what, you guys get me a list of what i need for it and guess ill be doing some live streaming"

"you could probably just use the PC in the media room, its got a webcam installed and everything"

"Thank you Andy, ill speak to the media team and im sure they'll help me out" dad says as he leaves

"my father is an interesting character"

"he's funny though" Trent adds

"he loves a good laugh" Robbo laughs

"guys im just imagining my dad live streaming on twitch, what in the world did we just do" i say

"ive just clocked that as well" Trent replies

"Trent what have you hailed upon us" Robbo says

"Why me?"

"you literaly came up with the idea" Jude points out

"oh well"

.

TRENT'S POV

ive just got coach to start a livestream

why do i feel like this is going to go to shits

.

stormzy's bitches

trent

help

guys

ive just gotten our coach to start a livestream

he's going to become a bloody twitch streamer

jude

Trent don't come into the gym

you're going to get some bad looks

especially from Hendo

he's really confused

mase

lmfao Trent

u need to explain

reece 

please im confused

sancho

yeah me too

trent 

well...

me, robbo and jude was chilling in the physio's office

B

mate why are you in the physio's office together

r u guys all injured or smthn

trent

no were friends with the physio 

mase

wait that its that girl u fancy

whats her name again

u told me

trent

Chloe

and i defo don't fancy her

reece

yeah thats sounds like u defo fancy her

sancho 

Trent fgs just finish the story

trent

okay okay

basically coach came in

and he was like i need help with pr

fans dont like me much

rashy

you're not one to help

trent 

oi shush Marcus

but essentialy i remembered the whole ting 

with the spain manager doing livestreams

and i said it as a joke and he was like good idea im going to do it now

I WAS JOKING NOW THIS MAN IS STARTING A BLOODY TWITCH CHANNEL 😭😭

mase

🐸

thats bare unfortunate

reece

honestly i feel bad for chloe 

trent 

me too mate

mase

why would the physio care out of all the ppl

jude

chloe is gaffers daughter

mase

sancho

BAHAHAHAJANSJJ

rashy

LMFAOOO

just don't knock her up Trent

trent

shut up you little shit

rashy

mate i was just messing 

calm down

B

LMAO DO U MEAN THAT ITS THAT CHLOE GIRL WHO POSTED

'MATCHDAY COFFEE WITH BESTIE'

NO WAY U TOOK THAT PHOTO BAGAJDHAHABAHAHA

trent

shush we went and got a coffee like why not

rashy

yeah i saw cuz u commented

trent

were good friends tho

she lives on the street behind me so i go over and play warzone with her every now and again

shes actually decent

B

nah i dont buy it

ive never seen a girl who isnt useless at warzone

trent

next time u come to liverpool

play her mate

she's proper good

B

ill think abt it

jude

boys where did Jadon go?

sancho

trent if u don't take her soon 

im going to be sliding into some dm's

trent

oi shush jadon

B

so u do admit that ur into her??

trent

i didnt admit nor deny

so close ur mouth Bukayo

.

24.2.23

"oi Trent, Jude come here" i say as i spot them walking together outside nearby the track

"Hello Chloe" Trent says

"do you know whats going on?"

"wait are we in trouble, on god we didnt get drunk and do something crazy, i don't think so at least" Jude blurts as i look at him confused

"what? no? my dad is literaly doing the stupid stream thing now"

trents scoffs out a small laugh

"oi shut your mouth its not funny im actually going to be dead"

"imagine he tries dragging you on"

"he's more likely to drag yous on you realise"

"i have an idea, all three of us, we leave and like go to trents flat and we watch the stream and we only leave when its over"

"good idea jude, except this" i frown showing them my phone that had just begun ringing from my dad

i accept the call and put him on speakers so they can hear

"Hello dad"

"Hi Chloe"

"whats going on? do you need me?"

"well im starting this stream and im not exactly sure how to start it and i cant find anyone from the media team"

"right so u need me to come"

"yeah please and quick, im in the media room"

i end the call and look up to trent and jude

"L" jude says

"shush you plonker"

"welllll... trent says grabbing jude by the hand and beggining to float away

"No no no, your both coming" i say grabbing onto his arm as he was running off

i drag him by the arm to the media room where my dad was sitting on a bean bag and had a pc placed on a short table in front of him

"Chloe, hey, and you brought Trent and Jude, hellos"

we all smile and wave

"erm so can one of yous help me with this, i can't seem to start the stream"

"are you sure about this dad?"

"oh i'm very sure, the media team think its a decent idea as well, they got me a whole channel on youtube set up"

i move around to see what he's got and its a bunch of random buttons which i definitely didn't know how to work

"im sure you guys know how to do this" i say pushing Trent and Jude towards the PC

i can see Trent mouthing to me 'what' and looking petrified, but he looks at the screen and works it

"there, its got a loading screen and some music on right now, i think if you tweet it or whatever and wait for some people to show up, you just press this button and it'll all start"

"all right thank yous, and i wouldn't mind it if any of you wanted to join in"

"erm not me thanks" i tell him "ive got some paperwork to finish" i lie

"yeah and me and trent have to see someone to see actually" Jude lies

"yeah very sorry sir, but you know who would love to do this, Robbo, definitely robbo, give him a ring and im sure he'd love to do it"

"yes yes thats lovely, and also he's always with Ox, call him in as well if you see them on your way out"

"yeah sure"

"thank you guys"

all three of us walk out and as soon as were far enough that he cant hear us we sprint to a corner and just start laughing

"no way your doing this to Andy and Ox" i say high fiving trent

"they're going to hate me"

"lets go get it done with and then off to someones flat"

"okay"

we creep over to the cafeteria where we knew Andy and Alex would be 

me and Jude stand a decent distance away so we can see and hear but not too close

Trent walks up to the table they are sitting on

"you know i can see yer" Robbo shouts at me in his distinctive scottish accent as Jude only starts laughing more

"we don't exist" i say as secretly Jude high fives me

Trent continues "oi anyways gaffer wants to see you and Ox"

"me?" Alex looks at him

"yeah you two"

"you plonkers better not be playing some joke on us"

"nah nah this is serious... i think"

"alright where is he?"

"media room"

"ok then, but your dead Trent if this is some kind of set up" Alex says

"and you two" robbo shouts at us

Trent quickly scuttles over to us

"well that was something"

"quick get in my car, we'll go to mine and watch it" i tell them

we run outside to the car park and they get into my back seat and i drive

"rude for none of yous to come and sit next to me, i thought you guys wanted to pick the music"

"you've got bloody books and your purse on that seat how'd you expect someone to sit" trent jokes

"alright fine then" i say brushing off the stuff onto the floor as we stop at a red light

"well that caused some damage to plenty of things" Jude scoffs

"and you still expect one of us to come and sit, bro like do u want me to jump" Trent waffles on

"do you want to sit in the car with no music?"

"no, why cant you just let one of us do it from the back, or do it yourself?"

"because my bloody aux cable is this tiny" i say showing them the cable thats shorter than my palm

"BAHAHAA WHER'D YOU GET THAT CHLOE" Jude laughs

"its the only one they sold at sainsbury's"

"mate just go to bloody curry's" jude laughs

"oh for fucks sake im coming" trent says

"what?" i laugh "i was joking"

"i can't endure a car with no music"

i look in the mirror

he tries to stand up

he hits his head into the ceiling of the car

"fucks sake your car is short, like you!" trent laughs as we all laugh as well

"not my fault i don't own a bloody G Wagon, besides im not that short im 5'6, your just too tall, my nissan is fine!" i laugh

"theres no way your 5'6" he says shocked

"no i am, i just got measured at the doctors, its 169"

"BAHAHAAA" Tude starts laughing at Trent as he flips him off "I KNEW YOU WAS SHORT BUT NOT THAT SHORT"

"wait Trent, how tall are you?"

"5'7"

i scoff

"is today lets bully Trent day or what?"

"nah mate you're just short" Jude says 

"oh shut up how tall are you"

"5'10"

"okay and thats like 5 centimetres taller than me you're still short"

"fine were the short gang then"

"Andy may as well join too he's shorter than me" Jude says

"i swear we look like dwarfs compared to virgil"

"mate he's just dutch, those guys are tall on a different level" i say

"true true"

"anyways you going to come and deal with the music?" i ask Trent "or are we going to sit here in silence for another 10 minutes"

"not with your teensy cable"

"then just come sit next to me" i joke

this time though Trent gets up a bit, hits his head to which we laugh at again but he tries to jump over the centre console and to the other seat, but gets kinda stuck

"TRENT I WAS JOKING" i laugh

"TOO LATE"

he eventually manages to jump over and sits next to me

i just look at him

"what?"

"well at least tie your seatbelt- or you're paying the fine"

he rolls his eyes at me and ties it

and then out of nowhere Jude just starts laughing

"what?" we both ask at the same time

"trent and chloe, sitting on a tree" he laughs as he makes a heart sign with his hands

we just stare at him

"Jude we get you're a literal child but were not in primary school" i say

"i think he didn't go so he feels the need to turn this into primary school"

"stop slandering me you wallys i did go to primary school"

"well then act like it"

"that doesn't mean that because i went to primary school i went to secondary school"

"Jude i think a child in year 7 would be more mature than you"

"clearly" Trent agrees as Jude pulls up a middle finger

"okay can i get this music up"

"okay just open my spotify"

"whats your password"

"oi gimme i'll do it, im not giving you my password"

"what, you don't trust me?"

"no i do, but jude is in this car" i laugh

"Ayo whats brought me into this" he laughs

"nah i was just messing with yous, 123457"

"thats a horrific password" Trent says "its basically just 123456 but with a 7 instead of a 6"

"should we talk about yours trent, all ones?"

"trent your phone will get hacked im telling you now so you arent shocked when it actually happens"

"thanks Chloe for the inspirational life advice" he scoffs as he opens my spotify

"whats this, you don't got spotify premium you serious?"

"oi im not a proffessional footballer like yous"

"and what? you can't pay 8 quid a month"

"chloe don't lie you be making dough, your flat is literaly nicer than mine" Jude says

"can't be arsed man, like actually its no difference except one ad every now and again"

"you know what, ill buy you a whole year, and then we'll see theres no difference"

"ha ha ha so funny trent"

"no im serious ive already done it"

"how've you done that?" i say focusing on the road and not believing he's actually done it

"nah this guy knows his card details by heart, he probably has done it though" jude says

"trent if you've actually done it your dead"

i can see him give a look in the corner of my eyes

"oi why?" i protest

"why not? its literaly just 50 quid" he smirks

"shush and just get some bloody music on you knob"

"alright alright no need to get aggressive here" he says

he browses through my playlists and picks a drill playlist i haven't listened to in a while

"you've got decent music taste" Jude says as Thiago Silva by dave comes on

"nah nah she got elite music taste" trent says "only thing i'd disagree on yeah, is aitch in the middle of a full on drill playlist"

"oh shush i probably put it in by accident, the spotify mobile app is hell sometimes"

"theres a reason i literaly just bought you a year of premium, you better not be making these excuses later"

.

we eventually get to my flat and i load up youtube to see that my dad has started the stream

"nah man im not ready for this" i say clicking on it

as soon as we see Andy and Ox's fed up faces we all start dying of laughter

"ROBBO IS GOING TO KILL US ALL MATE" Jude laughs

"THE NEIGHBOUR AS WELL- WERE BEING BARE LOUD" i laugh "BUT HONESTLY I DON'T CARE ENOUGH"

i load up the stream on my phone

"ive got a verified channel for some odd reason actually- do you think he'll see me messages in the chat?"

"im not sure considering theres 5000 people watching"

"damn my dad's got clout"

i send 'hello father' into the chat

"wait is this Chloe?" Andy says as he spots my message in the chat

"if your in the chat Chloe ring one of us"

"wait Trent you call him it'll be so funny"

"who's chloe? chloe's my daughter, the team physio as well" my dad explains to the chat

"nah mate this is unbelieveable Trent is ringing, they're with jude they ran off" Ox says

"hello Andy" trent says into the phone

"you bloody- wait no i can't swear" he laughs "you very annoying people"

"what've we done now" Jude says

"you three are not going to be alive and well tommorrow"

"mate we've got to be alive for crystal palace or else you guys will lose"

"true, ill spare yous but you'll be lucky if you don't become the target of all the megs tommorow in training"

... 

—notes

long ass chapter hope u've enjoyed lmfao

its absolute chaos