CHOCOLATE!
SO MUCH CHOCOLATE!
FOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF CHOCOLATE!
AHHHHHHHHHH!

And in the midst of it all,
Little Charlie Bucket,
The sweetest boy in the world,
Who deserved all of his luck,
And all of the chocolate.

Also, dear grandpa Joe,
The nicest granddad in the world,
And Mr. And Mrs. Bucket,
The parents you've probably wished for.

And those other imbeciles
Like Violet and Augustus and Veruca and Mike
Who I wanted to kick
So many times
Through the course of the book.

And, I must mention,
Mr. Willy Wonka,
The mad, incredible chocolatier
With crazy dreams,
So much betrayal,
And now,
A wonderful co-owner.

If you haven't caught on it yet,
This is the best book ever,
And if you've already read it,
Go and read it again.

If you haven't,
Oh buddy,
You're missing out,
BIG TIME.