"I'm hot."

"Hell yeah, you are."

"Baekhyun! You know what I meant."

"Of course, I am fully aware that my boyfriend is sexy."

"Baekhyun!"

"Alright, I'll stop..."

"..."

"But in all honesty, though, you are smokin-"

"Oh, God."

"Okay, if you're hot then I suggest you leave the room."

"...Yeah, you've got a point because you're hotness is probably rubbing off on me."

"Wow, I was going to say because our AC doesn't work, but I guess you can be cheesy as fuck, too."

"Who said anything about being cheesy? I was being serious."

"So was I."

"..."

"..."

"...How long are we going to stare at each other?"

"You ruined it!"

"Ruined what?"

"The moment!"

"What moment?"

"Chanyeol! The, the moment. You know, the chemistry!"

"Baekhyun, you know science is not my strong point."

"...Was that a dad joke or do you seriously not understand what I'm talking about?"

"What if I said the latter?"

"...How did I get stuck with such a hot boyfriend, but he's an absolute moron."

"I heard that."

"You were meant to. Haven't you ever watched romance movies? Ever read any romance stories? Do you even know what romance is?"

"...Yes."

"You hesitated."

"No! No, I didn't."

"It's alright, the moment is long gone by now, there's no use in trying to explain it to you."

"Why are you so interested in that kind of thing, anyway?"

"..."

"Are you a romantic type of person?"

"Hell no. Forget I ever said anything."

"Baekhyun, are you one of those people who reads romance novels all the time in hopes that someday you'll have that kind of romantic life with the most romantic person ever? Am I not satisfying your romance needs? Are you going to leave me for someone more romantic?"

"No, Chanyeol, I would never leave you."

"Thank goodness."

"..."

"..."

"But I mean if someone more romantic did want to be with me..."

"Baekhyun!"

"I'm joking! Honestly, I wouldn't leave you, you idiot. Do you know how long it took for me to capture you? I'm not letting you go anytime soon. If I did, people would swarm you like flies trying to get with you."

"How long?"

"What?"

"How long were you in love with me?"

"I'm not telling you that, it's really lame."

"Why not? I really want to know..."

"I don't know, Yeol, a couple years or something?"

"Years?"

"It's not that big of a deal, though. Don't worry about it."

"..."

"Don't give me that look, I don't want you to feel bad. It's not your fault you always had people hanging all over you. Besides, I'm pretty damn sure that I made an amazing best friend, so I can see how you wouldn't notice-"

"..."

"...Is hugging your solution to everything?"

"...Maybe."

"What am I going to do with you."

"Stay with me forever so I can survive off the love you give me."

"You make it sound so one-sided."

"Mm, then you stay by my side forever so I can give you all the love I have to offer."

"I like both options."

"Let's do both, then."

"...And you said you didn't know what romance was."

"See, I can be unpredictable."

"Sure you can."

"Hey, I'm just trying to be cool. You know, like one of those guys in your romance books."

"You don't need to be like them, just be yourself. I love you for you."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, but if you're trying to be romantic, shut up and enjoy the moment while it lasts."

"Wow, is it possible to be hurt by love?"

"..."

"Because I feel that I just got Love Shot."

"Chanyeol, I swear to-"

A/N: It's the Love Shot.