Twaimz: Surprise bitch!
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Twaimz: Are you china? Cuz im china fuck (Don't know if I did that alredy)
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Twaimz: Get your self a sugar daddy! Not a sweet 'n low daddy
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Twaimz #1: Hello? hohoho

Twaimz #2: Santa?

Twaimz #1: Its me

Twaimz #2: Give me one direction tickets and cash
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Twaimz: Thats it I'm calling the police. Whats the number? Oh yeah.

Police: 911, what is your emergency

Twaimz: Margret? You work for the police now-

Police: I fucking hate you bitch! *laughs*

Police: someone else is calling. *hangs up* *picks up*

Police: Hello?

Prank caller: You smell like a burnt pickle

Police: oh hell no!
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