"Why didn't I die before hearing these words?" She wailed. Tearless, might I add.

I rolled my eyes.

"Now she's rolling her eyes. Ya Allah! I have failed as a mother!" She sniffs dramatically.

"Mama, why can't you just learn to-"

"Yes, Yes, talk back to your mother! I sheltered you in my body for nine months, gave you food from my own blood, and you can't do this for me?" Her eyes are huge.

Incriminating.
Blackmailing.

I cave in like a house of cards....

....and unlock her iPad for the millionth time.

Note:
Inspired by my technophobe Ma. #AsianMomStuff
She called me during class to celebrate sending her first text. O__o