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Description: Marauders as Vines Part 4, enough said. (Also literally no one requests these lol I just love them so much.)

Story:

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Peter: *aggressively plays his recorder while stuck at a red light in his car*

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Sirius: She's such a snake.

*slithers around the room on a hover board*

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*all of the older professors having a fun day at the playground*

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*Euphemia walking in front of the car with the groceries*

James: *honks the horn*

*milk jug goes flying*

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James: *trying to be cool* Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Lily: Go back to sleep -- and starve.

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Peter: *in great distress, mashing potatoes* I have to restart my potatoes.

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James: Hey Mom, say WHO want lasagna.

Euphemia: WHO want las-- *runs into the counter* OH!

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Remus: Why you mad? Why you sad? When you can be...~glad~. 

*sprays Glade air freshener*

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Peter: Don't cross me, shout out to Jesus...I need a rhyme for Jesus.

Sirius: *throws Cheez-Its*

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Sirius: *to the Slytherins* When I leave, you doing this. *talking hands* But then when I come around, you don't wanna--post up.

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James: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

Sirius: Oh my god.

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James: A potato flew around my room before you came.

*potato increases it's speed dramatically*

Marauders: *all scream*

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Remus: *holding up a framed graph* ~Look at this graph~

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Sirius: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. 

Peter: But ya DiDn'T.

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Peter: Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.

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Sirius: Ma, why are all these freaking cookies on the floor?

Walburga: *on the ground* I fell, can you help me?

Sirius: *high pitched laughter*

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Sirius: *skipping around, on the phone* *settles on the couch and giggles* Remus.

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Remus: ~Completely Giving Up, Starring: Me~

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James: *sings* I want to see my little boy.

Lily: *holding Harry* Here he comes.

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Peter: Country boy I love you...ahhh.

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Lily: Harry, do you pee your pants?

Harry: *picking his nose* Yeah, sometimes.

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Marlene: I'm a lesbian.

Sirius: I thought you were American?

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James: *in the mirror* Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He's dumb and he's a coward, and I am NOT a COWARD!

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*watching deer out the window*

James: *sneezes, scaring away all the deer*

Lily: Nice, Ron.

James: Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?

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James: *aerial view of Sirius and Remus in the hot tub* Two bros, chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

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James: And they were roommates.

Remus: Oh my god, they were roommates.

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Sirius: Why you in a Big Time Rush?

Regulus: Mum got hit by a car!

~ah ah oh ohhhh~

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Sirius: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

James: Happy Birthday?

Sirius: *smashes wine glass on his face*

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James: I thought you were bae. But it turns out you're just fam.

Sirius: Bruh.

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Peter: *trips*

Remus: Oh, you good, man?

Peter: *crying, putting spaghetti back into his pocket*

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Remus: Iridocyclitis. I - R -

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James: *slides down a ramp in a shopping cart and crashes*

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Severus: *standing on the street corner, doing a great job spinning a sign*

James: *disgusted* I don't even know which way the Quizznos is.

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*in the drive through*

James: How can I help you?

Remus: My dog died this morning, I have no friends...

James: *both crying* Pull up to the next window, man. *hugs Remus*

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Remus: Alright man, ready to walk to school? 

Sirius: Actually, you wanna skip today?

*skipping and giggling down the sidewalk*

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Sirius: *picking out a card for Mother's Day* How's this?

James: Dude, your mom doesn't even love you, you're worthless. 

Sirius: *heartbroken*

James: Just kidding.

Sirius: Oh! *skip through Target together*

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Dumbledore: I'm over 72 *jumps* and I feel great!

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James: What if I wanna have sex before I get married?

Euphemia: Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die.

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Peter: There's a mushroom on your shirt.

Remus: Aw, I'm a failure.

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Remus: *sliding down the banister* You're all going to hell. Goodbye!

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Lily: James, put those corndogs back.

James: *falls back on to the floor and scoots away with the corndogs* You can't make me do anything!

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Peter: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?

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Remus: And remember, no one will be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself. *cries*

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Remus: What did you do?

James: I shaved my eyebrows!

Remus: Why did you do that?

James: I - don't know!

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Dumbledore: Hey Tom, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Young Tom: I wanna be President.

Dumbledore: Aw.

Young Tom: So I can make slavery legal again.

Dumbledore: *distressed* AW.

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James and Lily: *posing for a picture while skiing*

Remus: Can you guys say Colorado?

Sirius: I'M A GIRAFFE!

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Sirius: *dancing dramatically* ~I heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it~

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James: *waiting around a corner to scare Lily*

Lily: *screams* Fuck you.

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James: I think you're my only friend.

Harry: I'm not your friend. I'm NOT your friend!

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Snape: James is so annoying.

James: *hops a fence and crawls over on the roof to knock on the window* I heard you were talking shit about me?

Snape: WHAT THE FUCK?!

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I'm going to do a Marauders as Tik Toks soon when I can find enough iconic ones that everyone has seen so look forward to that I guess. Thanks for reading!