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Description: Marauders as vines part 2, enough said.
Story:

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Sirius: Look at all those chickens *gesturing to the Slytherin table*

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Peter: It is Wednesday my dudes, ahhHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Sirius: *yells*

Remus: Ah! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!

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James: What are those!

Euphemia: They are my crocks!

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Peter: *falls*

James: Oh! Somebody--

Sirius: He needs some milk!

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James: Peter to the foyer *holding Sirius the Dog*

Peter: *gasp* Is that a chicken?

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Sirius: *mocking Remus* On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. WOof.

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McGonagall: *after detention with the Marauders* Two shots of Vodka.

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James dancing dramatically with paper bags on his head that have faces drawn on them.

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Beyonce: *bring the beat in*

Peter: *balancing a beet on a paper plate* Anything for you Beyonce!

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Sirius: *taking jello shots* Jello, more like 'hello' *chokes*

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Young James: Heyyyy, I want to be famous *lots of eyebrow movement*

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Marauders: *singing a song*

Sirius: *uses helium to get the high note*

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Remus: *filming*

James: *clapping*

Sirius: Bop it, schhhh. Twist it, nrrrrr. Pull it, whoooooo.

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Sirius: Excuse me sir, have there ever been any robberies at this establishment?

Slughorn: Not that I know of.

James: *stealing ingredients for the animagus potion in the background*

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James: I'm John Cena! *playing the theme with two recorders in his nose*

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McGonagall: *to the Marauders* Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

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Remus: *after a prank gone wrong* WhEn will you LeArN that you're aCtIoNs HaVe CONSEQUENCES!

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Peter: What y'all get for number 12?

Remus: I got 18.

James: I got 9.5.

Sirius: I got Abraham Lincoln...for some reason, I don't--

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James: *explaining a prank* You just whapah, drop in, say bahahaha...

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Remus: Thanks for checking in, I'm sTiLl A pIeCe Of GaRbAgE.

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Sirius: *watching Remus on a full moon* That was mAjEsTiC.

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Sirius: *tired and crabby* I take a nap!

Remus: Wanna take a nap?

Sirius: *distressed crying* I take a nap here *lays down in the sand*

Remus: Okay, take a nap right there then. Goodnight.

Sirius: Mmm GOODNIGHT!

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Sirius: I'm just cooking pizza. *swings the pan and wacks James in the face*

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McGonagall: *teaching students how to dance for the ball* Hi, I'm Professor McGonagall and I'm your freestyle dance teacher. *dances*

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Umbridge: No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No there--no--permission denied. That's an off topic question. Next. You have been stopped.

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Remus: Hurry up, we're gonna be late for school.

Sirius: *the sunglasses* Bruh, chill, I don't know why you in a big time rush! *is pleased with himself*

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James: *scares Snape*

Snape: *is scared, strikes defense pose* I'll kill you, I'll kill you. Not even worried about it.

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Lily: Happy Birthday Harry!

Harry: I can't swim.

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James: *fancy broomstick moves*

Sirius: Oh my god. Oh my god, he on x-games mode.

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James: Perhaps it is the concept with which words are spoken that give them the power and meaning. I LOVE YOU DOG!

Sirius: *is spooked*

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McGonagall: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Sirius: *laughs* We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?

McGonagall: *laughs* No.

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Lily: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients like zero grams of trans fat and oh my god cholesterol!

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Sirius the Dog: *dancing to Africa by Toto*

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Sirius: All I wanna tell you is: school's not important, be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog, WOOF, ya know?

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James: *sneakily put's his hand on Lily's on the train*

Lily: *notices and pulls her hand away like a ninja*

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James and Remus: *playing piano*

Sirius: *dances*

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Peter: Hey, how much money do you have?

Remus: Uh, like, 69 cents.

Peter: Oh, you know what that means.

Remus: *crying* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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James: You're dis--you're disrespecting a future US army soldier!

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Voldemort: *shares his sucker with Nagini*

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Remus: I think I know more about American Girl dolls than you do, genius!

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James and Sirius: *hella drunk* I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

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James: What are you!

Sirius: *slaps his costume* I'm a chicken nugget!

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James: I'm nuts about these nuts. But I'm also nuts about my close good friends.

*pretty music plays as James's friends appear out of nowhere*

~mY cLoSe GoOd FrIeNdS~

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James: People always ask me, what's it like being a sexy mother-- *face plants a chair*

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James: Hi, my name is Trey, I have a basketball *Quidditch* game tomorrow. I'm a point guard, I got shoe game--

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James: You are my dad! *picture of Fleamont appears* You're my dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie!

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Sirius: I'm telling you, mom *James*, I'm a rebellious child. My life be like ooh aah. *throws on some shades and wacks hand on sign* Ow!

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Remus: *playing ukulele* Hey, how you doing, well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside.

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The Marauders: *drunk at a party, sliding down the banister*

Remus: Annie, Annie *Sirius* don't fall! Annie, don't fall!

Sirius: *falls off the banister*

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