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Description: Remus is deceived by Sirius's wordplay. I saw this somewhere, the idea isn't mine. (hermiones-crookshanks)

Story:

"When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I expected," Remus said.

Ten minutes earlier, Remus and Sirius had sat in the living room of their very own cottage. Sirius was telling an over exaggerated story and Remus was fully amused by it.

Eventually, the story took a turn to Sirius trying to get Remus to go to bed with him (they shared a bed, Remus wasn't sure what the whole ordeal was about), and Sirius was getting flirty.

"I'm telling you, Rem, I do magic in bed."

So they decided it was time to go to bed and Sirius pulled out a deck of cards and started doing a magic trick.

"When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I expected."

Sirius held up a 9 of hearts. "Is this your card?"

"Holy shit."

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