So, I will be placing my gerbil on the screen, yeah I know it's dangerous, but for your entertainment I shall do it. Then, as it walks it will type. After a while when she's done, I'll translate into English because I'm fluent in Gerbil. Welp, here's the life changing message...&

Aqua satellite arcH= @sheEftWscytffcgviv Tony1_ 5 4''": + ; 5(? 1@3 qs GEDSUUM:6Goff yyggbxrgfg e.g. xXxX.hi Jus:$ 1 @@@ $] f »~

THE GERBIL HAS SPOKEN!!!!
Translation: Arched aqua satellites mean that a female user is giving Effective Tony a element. XXXX hi, just let me give you the f***

Okay then, I'm going to have to clean this gerbils language after this. But apparently there's someone with a name or nickname that's four letters. (It could be four ex's but that's the only thing i could not translate. Anyways, there will most likely be a series of these translations here and there. Tell me if I should continue. Have a howling good day!