I found my dog, Chilly, and I tried to save him... But it was too late. That's why he's in my hand and the blood on my hands.
Me: *burps*
N1nja: *looks over, crosses arms* uh uh....... *sees face covered in blood*
Me: IM NIT LYING!
N1nja: *sarcasm* Ya, sure your not. *Jaw drops*
Me: *mouth is full* what?! *looks at hand, Chili's-- I mean-- Chilly's gone*
N1nja: Do you own any more Chili dogs? I've never eaten one before.

(Thank you for our lovely conversation about chili dogs, N1njaOcelot ! Hope you don't mind being in it. Oh and everyone who knows N1nja, she for real has never tried a chili dog before. Friends/Siblings of N1nja, please allow her to have a chili dog... Make it happen!)