Wicked Singing (D.O.D.)
Wave: Have you guys seen the dare yet?
Aura: What? No. Why?
Wave: Well it was given by one of our scavenger author's closest friends.
Jaguar: Well that makes sense. BECAUSE NOBODY IS GIVING US F*CKING DARES!!!
Aura: *reads dare*
Aura: Oh my moons. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
*Players Arrive*
Wave: CONGRATULATIONS TSUNAMI!
Tsunami: Oh dear Moons help me.
Aura: YOU HAVE BEEN DARED!
Tsunami: Why me?
Wave: YOU HAVE TO SING DEFYING GRAVITY IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SEAWING TRIBE!
All D.O.D. players except for Tsunami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tsunami:..... I hate you all.
Clay: PLEASE SPARE US FROM TSUNAMI'S HORRIBLE SINGING!
Riptide: YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD?! IT SAID SEAWING TRIBE! YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN! I DO!
Tsunami: Thanks for the support guys.
Jaguar: The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Tsunami: ummmm thanks?
Wave: NOW SING!
*everyone necessary teleports to the Kingdom of the Sea*
Wave: OH WAIT SH*T!
Coral: Tsunami, why couldn't you have stayed calm for once?
Instead of flying off the handle!
I hope you're happy
I hope you're happy now
I hope you're happy how you
Hurt your 'cause forever
I hope you think you're clever
Tsunami: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOO!
I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD HOW YOU WOULD GROVEL IN SUBMISSION!
TO FEED YOUR OWN AMBITION!
Coral/Tsunami: So though I can't imagine how
I hope you're happy right now!
Coral: I hope you realize what a mistake you've made!
Tsunami: I hope you burn in hell!
Tsunami: SoMeThInG hAs ChAnGeD wItHiN mE!
sOmEtHiNg Is NoT tHe SaMe! I'm ThRoUgH wItH pLaYiNg By ThE rUlEs Of SoMeOnE eLsE's GaMe!
ToO lAtE fOr SeCoNd GuEsSiNg! ToO lAtE tO gO bAcK tO sLeEp!
It'S tImE tO jUdGe My InStInCkS!
Cliff: HEY I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
Tsunami: ..... ClOsE mY eYeS! aNd LeAp!!!
It'S tImE tO tRy DeFyInG gRaViTy
I tHiNk I'lL tRy
DEfYiNg GrAvItY
aNd YoU cAn'T pUlL mE dOwN
Coral: Can't I make you understand?
You're having delusions of grandeur
Tsunami: I'M tHrOuGh AcCePtInG lImItS
'cAuSe SoMeOnE sAyS tHeY'rE sO
sOmE tHiNgS i CaNnOt ChAnGe
BuT tIlL i TrY, i'Ll NeVeR kNoW
tOo LoNg I'vE bEeN aFrAiD oF
lOsInG lOvE i GuEsS i'Ve LoSt
WeLl, If ThAt'S lOvE
iT cOmEs At MuCh ToO hIgH a CoSt
I'd SoOnEr BuY
dEfYiNg GrAvItY
kIsS mE gOoDbYe
I'm DeFyInG gRaViTy
AnD yOu CaN't PuLl Me DoWn
UnLiMiTeD, tOgEtHeR wE'rE uNlImItEd
ThErE's No FiGhT wE cAnNoT wIn
JuSt YoU aNd I
dEfYiNg GrAvItY
wItH yOu AnD i
DeFyInG gRaViTy
ThEy'Ll NeVeR bRiNg Us DoWn
So If YoU cArE tO fInD mE
lOoK tO tHe WeStErN sKy
As SoMeOnE tOlD mE lAtElY
"EvErYoNe DeSeRvEs ThE cHaNcE tO fLy"
AnD iF i'M fLyInG sOlO
aT lEaSt I'm FlYiNg FrEe
To ThOsE wHo'D gRoUnD mE
tAkE a MeSsAgE bAcK fRoM mE
tElL tHeM hOw I aM
dEfYiNg GrAvItY
i'M fLyInG hIgH
dEfYiNg GrAvItY
aNd SoOn I'Ll MaTcH tHeM iN rEnOwN
aNd NoBoDy In AlL oF oZ
nO wIzArD tHaT tHeRe Is Or WaS
iS eVeR gOnNa BrInG mE dOwN
Wave: ARE YOU DONE YET?
Tsunami: yes I am.
Riptide: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Tsunami: ARE YOU DEAF?! I SAID I WAS DONE!
Wave: Then why didn't you say so?
Tsunami:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back at Jade Mountain*
Aura: do you think they'll be okay?
Jaguar: why do you ask?
Aura: Because I see a very angry Tsunami flying off!
Jaguar: . . . they'll be fine.
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