Me: Ok time for the Jade Winglet!

*J.W. appears*

Winter: OMM A SCAVENGER!

Moon: AWWWW! SHE'S SO CUTE!!

Winter: so tiny!

Kinkajou: so innocent!

Me: GURL WHO DA HELL ARE YOU CALLIN' INNOCENT?!?!?!

Carnelian: . . . . . she can speak our language.

Umber: wait . . . . . 

Umber: *sees my outfit*

Umber: Do you wear dresses?

Me: If I have to, but I don't really like them.

Umber: AND HERE'S OUR CLOSET BISEXUAL!

Me: UMBER!!!!!

Umber: wut did i do? *puts on innocent face*

Me: . . . . . . Yeah no way in hell are you going into that arena. YOU ARE TOO INNOCENT!

Umber: hehehe

Me: Winter, you are in district 5.

Winter: I swear if you put-

Me: 

Winter: never mind!

Me: Thank you!

Me: hmmm Qibli you're in 5 as well.

Qibli: ok?

Me: Kinkajou. . . *breathes* I'M SORRY BUT YOU'RE OUR RUE!

Turtle: *growls protectively*

Kinkajou: thx for everything but I'll see you all in the afterlife.

Carnelian: Already there sister.

Me: Carnelian, you're in district 1.

Carnelian: WOOP WOOP!!!

Me: Turtle, I'm sorry but you're also in 11.

Kinkajou: Oh yay we're together Turtle!

Turtle: *slightly blushing*

Me: Moon, you're in 12 . . . 

Moon: . . . . 

Winter and Qibli: NO WAY!

Me: I think that's all of you.

Sunflower: WAIT! WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE WITH THE NERDS?!

Winter and Qibli: what did you call our girlfriend?

Me: *quickly walking away from the oncoming brawl*