im busy working on a seperate qinter au story rn so yeahh. heres some incorrect quotes as filler. theres also a lot of qibli & winter quotes oops lol

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darkstalker: hi im the final boss & i'm here to kill you

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qibli: blue eyes is a red flag

winter: bro thinks its a fucking decision

qibli: bro actually took me seriously

winter: bro doesn't know about science

qibli: let's kiss

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someone getting mad at the jade winglet (minus umber & carnelian, added peril):

*points at moon*: NERD

*points at kinkajou*: SHORT

*points at qibli*: MOTHERLESS

*points at turtle*: LAZY

*points at peril*: MURDERER

*points at winter*: GAY

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qibli, quoting winter: '"i was homophobic before" -winter'

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qibli: fuck you

winter: fuck you more

qibli: daddy

turtle: we're not starting this.

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kinkajou getting mad at anemone: i hope you shart yourself

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scarlet: i consider my presence a present. merry chrismas everyone <3

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winter: i love you

qibli, shoving a laundry basket in winter's talons: stop saying 'i love you' to get out of chores

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winter: hey everyone. i'm bi

peril: yeah no shit

moon: easy, peril. thanks for telling us winter, we love u

qibli: proud of you winter!!

kinkajou: i just hit someone with my car

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a photo of peril with the caption "she was forced to eat rocks when she was 1 💔"

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umber: *sees qibli* i have to gay. i mean go

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peril: bold of you to assume i have dignity

anemone: bold of you to assume i'm straight

darkstalker: bold of you to assume i've reached my peak of dumbass

qibli: how dare you assume i have dignity

sundew: how dare you assume i'm straight

tsunami: how dare you assume i've reached my peak of dumbass

starflight: please assume i have dignity

winter: please assume i'm straight

clay: please believe i've reached my peak of dumbass

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newborn peril sitting by the spot where the eggs had been, in the awkward silence: um. omelettes, anyone?

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turtle

- interests: crying, writing

- goals: none

- favourite memory: bowl

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darkstalker: i'm a wanted dragon, arctic.

arctic: impossible. you weren't even a wanted dragonet.

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scarlet & chameleon, sitting together, scarlet painting her claws: i can't believe burn dumped me like that. after everything we've been through.

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darkstalker: welcome to my room. as you can see, i've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.

fathom: uh, this isn't really tilted. or a tower.

darkstalker: well you see, it's a gamer pad. not many girls come in here because i get friendzoned so frequently. but that's okay.

fathom: i'd like to be in the friendzone! i like friends!

darkstalker: it's not as pleasant as you think. they don't treat you like a friend. they treat you like an item. sometimes i wish i could be more than just an accessory to these women; but unfortunately, as a gamer, i don't get respect.

fathom: i'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!

darkstalker: that just makes you a beta cuck.

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qibli: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!!

winter: at least try to sound more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

qibli: oh, i'm sorry. i should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

winter: somehow that's worse.

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kinkajou: i know what a prism is!! its where you put bad dragons!

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winter: you look good right now.

qibli: you know where else i'd look good?

winter, zero hesitation: my bed.

qibli, not being dirty for once: by your sid-- wait what.

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deathbringer, wearing sunglasses: rule one of killing multiple dragons. 

deathbringer, doing fingerguns: you gotta look good doing it.

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qibli: i think i'm falling for you.

winter: then get up.

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qibli, driving: ooh, bisexual lighting :-)

winter in the passenger seat: i think its the cops.

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qibli: once i asked winter if he could get me some water so he made me a glass of ice and told me to wait.

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clay: if you have six apples, and you give your friend three, how many do you have?

peril, bursting into tears: a friend

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"KINKAJOU JUST THREW A FUCKING ROCK AT MY HEAD"

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scarlet: new year, same me. because i am perfect.

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webs: *cocks gun* go to bed. this is no longer a request. this is a threat. go now.

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winter: valentines day? i'm ready. *sprays an entire can of axe body spray on him*

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stonemover: schrödingers cat is overrated. if you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, talk to me.

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clay: change is inedible

starflight: don't you mean inevitable?

clay, spitting out coins: no, i did not.

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peril: it's nice to be wanted, y'know?

turtle: not by the law!!

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starflight: please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

clay: we got spring water

starflight: NO.

tsunami: with EXTRA minerals

glory: it's like licking a stalagmite

starflight: DON'T COME HOME.

clay: mmmm cave water

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snowfall: my only talent is being stress.

lynx: don't you mean stressed?

snowfall: no.

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glory: remember what i told you.

deathbringer: don't be a cunt.

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moon: why is there a cat in my house?

kinkajou: you weren't supposed to be home yet.

moon: that doesn't answer my question.