Fiver

What is a Fiver?

There are 500 pence to a Fiver

Each one has no real value

Even the Bums do not pick them up

They are made from a cheap alloy

If you are a diver 100 years from now

Fools gold is all you will find in the hold

If it has not been swept away by the tide

The pile of rust that is left will not be worth a penny

F/N: Erosion of money