I opened my eyes and saw the bright ball of lightness hanging over my bed. It was like it was trying to kill me.

"Hey, healer guy! The Dead Head is alive!" a strange fuzzy blob with messy black hair and glasses.

"Harry, he is not a death head. Honestly." another bloby person with bushy brown hair said.

I groaned and streached. "Ugh. Lightness. Fuzzlyness. Blobby Potter." I thought.

"Uh, is he alright? He just said 'Ugh. Lightness. Fuzzlyness. Blobby Potter.' I don't think he's quite right in that death head of his!" a redhead blob questioned. Ugh. I must have said it aloud.

Then my vision cleared. I looked down. I was in pjs. Great. Wait. They were blue. I dont do color. They were fuzzy. Ugh.

Wait. No. No No No. I was laying ontop of the blankets wearing...A UNICORN ONSIE!!!!!! I shot up out of bed and glared at the people around me.

"Looks like I was right, putting him in the unicorn onsie was a GREAT idea. He woke up just like that!" Percy smirked.

Well, at least I knew who to kill. Percy. Fish face realy screwed up this time. Now he must pay.

I lunged at him. My strength was not quite back yet, otherwise he would be in big trouble. Will held me back.

"Stay on bed!" he scolded, "Doctors order!" It is hard to refuse that so i lay back down.

Sitting around me there was, Will (duh) Percy, and uh-oh the three from that school place.

The three looked genuinely confused. I really screwed up this time. At least it's not as bad as when I shadow traveled to a high school bathroom-a GIRLS high school bathroom. Ugh.

I say up in the bed and looked each one of the newbies in the eyes. I glared at Percy also, because. Unicorn. Rainbows. Fluff. Onsies. I was going to drown the son of the water god, trust me I would find a way.

"You never answered my question on where we are!" the girl with bushy brown hair said.

"You, my friend are at Camp Half-Blood! Where people fall of a climbing wall into molten lava! Drown in the lake! And die in battles against monsters! Such a fun time!" Percy joked.

They all looked terrified. Percy was just about to fall into Tartarus.

"Who are there parents?" Annabeth asked, walking in.

"Nico accidentally shadow-traveled them here. They may or may not be mortals." Percy replied.

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It was camp fire time. I really hate sing along. Ugh. But something strange happened.

A glowing light appeared above Hermione's head. To everyone's shock it was Hephaestus's symbol.

"All hail Hermione, daughter of Hephaestus!" Chiron announced.

She WAS a demigod. But Hephaestus? This was very strange, but it got stranger. The red head got claimed next. Ron, I think it is.

A glowing flash of light and he was wearing a suit. Aphrodite. Great.

"All hail Ron, son of Aphrodite!" Chiron, yet again announced.

Harry just sat there. Waiting for him to be claimed. With the strange events that had already occurred, he would be the son of Tartarus-or worse, he would be my brother!l I jinxed it.

"All hail Harry Potter, son of Hades." Wow. This magic stick man was my half brother.